by Steve Runor & Whitney Kerting*
In the suburbs of Chicago you stay up and watch TV As you worry 'bout the caffeine in a cup of tea You haven't seen this movie since you were about sixteen And you find yourself lamenting for the late James Dean. CHORUS: Drive toward the light, though chicken you may be Drive toward the light, it's either you or me In a '57 Chevy that you haven't even seen You are dreaming of the glory of the late James Dean. At sunrise on route 80 west you've finally found a cause You will drive across the country breaking all the laws. You trade in your Toyota for a Chevy in Moline Now you're driving for the glory of the late James Dean. CHORUS: (first 2 lines stay the same) ...In your '57 Chevy burnished to a mirror sheen You are cruising toward the glory of the late James Dean. At the outskirts of Las Vegas you are challenged to a duel My a metal head in Spandex, he looks like a fool He revs up his Camaro as the stop light shifts to green Now you must uphold the honor of the late James Dean. CHORUS: ...In your '57 Chevy and your boot-cut Levi jeans You are righteous in the glory of the late James Dean. At the second mile marker you light up a cigarette 'Cause the 40 hits of speed you took have not hit yet You were tied around the hairpin when I came upon the scene And I offered you a chance to be the late James Dean. CHORUS: ...In your '57 Chevy, 40 hits of benzedrine You are shaking with the glory of the late James Dean. To avoid collision with two cars you steer towards the rail In the glare of my headlights your face looks green and pale When a spark flies off your fender and ignites the gasoline You are burning in the memory of the late James Dean. CHORUS: ...In your '57 Chevy, off the cliff you now careen You are blazing in the glory of the late James Dean.
(I learned this song from hearing it sung several times. The words had a tendency to change slightly each time. If I have them wrong here, send an email, or just flog me.)