UTOPIA COMEDIC OFFERINGS

The forum boards in Utopia can be the most liveliest place in the entire game.  People regularly vent their feelings and at times it can be quite hilarious.  Below is a list of my all time funniest things said on Utopian forum boards (Authors note, if the spelling mistakes remain in a post it is because there is a point to be made in regards to that).

  AGE 13 

  January 1st, YR0

i still say this humble Mr. Xtreame thing is Crap! what kind of a name is that THe HUMBLE oooo sounds like I am some sorta Idoit or something The humble ooo i am all peacefully and such *looks in todays paper "Our good province Xtreame just Captured the whole kingdom of 28:41 and torchured all of there people. in other news Xtreame has just succesfully lead his army into someother kingdom and and they have a wide spread of BaBBies comein out of every women! wow some horny ppl eh lol ;)

- The Humble Mr. Xtreame

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January 1st, YR0

I don't think you could get anymore humble then that, good choice of personalities Xtreame!   LOLROFL!!!!!!  :)

- King Eagle Scream the Rogue

 
 

June 9th, YR1

Check out the following link of a CE!  HEHEHE  :)

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Basically some moron suicided on a kingdom then defected, and the Utopia gods placed him into the same kingdom he suicided on.   HEHEHE     Any bets on how long he lasts?   LOLROFL!!!!!!

- Sir Eagle Scream the Rogue

 
  April 1st, YR13 

Your forces arrive at i am landfatted (23:3), and battle begins quickly...

Our army has emerged victorious on the battlefield!
Your army burned and razed 56 acres of land!

We lost 2 Soldiers, 270 Elf Lords, and 34 War Horses in this battle. Our forces will be again available on April 20th, YR13.
We killed about 320 enemy troops.

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Did that with less then 1 minute left in the age! Revenge is SWEET.  :P

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

- Lord Stormbringer the Sorcerer