VT: This page is Vejiita's little page to rant about the people that annoy the living shit out of him.
Vejiita: Little!? This thing is gonna be massive! People make me sick! BAKA'S [BEEP BEEP--The Japanese Translator Says--IDIOT'S] !!!!!!
VT: *sweatdrop* A hem .. lemme finish V-chan .. <.<;;
Vejiita: Oh ..... sorry *cough*
VT: Okay .. these people aren't all from DBZ either .. Vejiita hates lots of people in the anime world ... and out ...
Vejiita: *poking VT in the shoulder* Come on .. lemme at that keyboard!
VT: For Kami's sake V-chan .. get off ma back ..

1. Son Gokou:
Vejiita: AHHHH!!!! KISAMA KAKAROT [BEEP BEEP--The Japanese Translator Says--YOU FUCK GOKU]!! What a BAKA [BEEP--IDIOT]! He's like a turd that wont flush. Look at how stupid he looks over there with that idiotic grin! He's a disgrace to the Saiya-jin race. What a big dummy!
VT: *snickers* .. he IS a big dummy! ^.^ So ... he's #1 V-chan?
Vejiita: Of course he is! You can't get any worse than him! I swear ... next time I see him I'm gonna kick the living shit out of him!!! *evil grin*
VT: I'd like to see that! *evil grin*
Vejiita: OH really ... ??
VT: Yeah .. so .. WTF do YOU care .. *cough* .. >.>;; ... NEXT ..


2. Bulma:
VT: Stupid, rotten, worthless SMURFY BITCH!!!
Vejiita : *sweatdrop*
VT: YOU [--CENSORED--]!!!!!!!! GO [--INSERT OBSCENITY HERE--]!
Vejiita :*even bigger sweatdrop*
VT: *cough* ... excuse me ... go ahead V-chan ...
Vejiita : Right ... well ... Bulma's #2 ... & I think anyone with a brain can figure out why. Well ... maybe not because some of you baka's [BEEP--IDIOTS] actually like her! Take it from me .. she's nothing special! I'm telling you right now ... I want a divorce! On and on all the time ... she never shuts up! I can't stand it!!
Bulma : *whining in her blood curdling voice* WTF Vejiita! DIVORCE! She put you up to this didn't she! *pointing at VT*
VT : ho hO HO BITCH .. *busts Bulma in the nose*
Bulma: AHHHHH!!!!! *falls over*
VT: *kicking Bulma and dancing around her* I'll spit on yo grave HUSSY!!!
Vejiita : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bulma : AHHHHH!!!!!
VT : *runs to get some rope & ties that rank ho UP*
Vejiita : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bulma : HELP ME VEJIITA!!!!
VT : *shoving one of Yajirobes old, crusty socks in Bulma's mouth* USAI USAI [BEEP BEEP--The Japanese Translator Says--SHUT UP] ... you're makin my po [BEEP-- MR.T FOR--POOR] ears BLEED!
V-chan : AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
VT : *writing something on a piece of paper* .. *evil grin*.. AHAHAHAHA .. *sticks the piece of paper on Bulma* ... it reads : "SLUT FOR SALE-.25¢!!!"
Vejiita : <.<;; .. You really think she's worth *THAT* much?
VT : NAH! But Roshi juss told me .. he's only got a quarter.
Bulma : Grrntma ksmdkfig anndinvkfjh!!!
VT: Don't MAKE me bust you in the head again! I SAID... SHUT UP!!!
*VT runs outside dragging Bulma by her hair ... finds the nearest street corner and throws her down*
SLUT FOR SALE!!! *gives the thumbs up ta Roshi & runs back to her comp*
VT:Ahhhhhh .. peace and quiet! Now where were we V-chan?
Vejiita : Uummm .. #3?
VT : SOU SOU [BEEP BEEP--The Japanese Translator Says--TRUE TRUE]!


3. Freeza:
Vejiita : What a pussy! This BAKA [BEEP--IDIOT] destroyed my home planet ... killed my father ... killed me ... AND ruined my chance at ruling over all those baka's on VejiitaSei! If he wasn't already dead ... I'd shove his tail up his ass and pull it out of his mouth ... then I'd strangle him with it!!!! Who does HE think he is ... telling ME what to do! And look at him with his black lipstick and nailpolish! I just want to fucking PUKE!!!! KUTABARE [BEEP BEEP--The Japanese Translator Says--FUCK YOU]!!! *pounds on computer screen*
VT : NE .. NE VEJIITA .. you're gonna break ma COMP! @_@
Vejiita : *shaking his fist in the air* I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL FFFRRRREEEEEEEZZZZAAAA!!!!!
VT : WOOO .. you TELL EM *AKACHAN* [BEEP BEEP--The Japanese Translator Says--BABY]!!! .....
Vejiita : <.<;; Nani [BEEP--WHAT]?
VT : oh .. ha HA .. >.>;; .. NEXT ...


VT: The rest are in no particular order .. they all just SUCK IT!


Piccolo:
Vejiita : Damn worthless Namek! He's always pushing my buttons. I killed him once ... & if it's gonna take a second time before he learns, than so be it!
VT: Damn skippy! I guess you're gonna have to beat some sense into him V-chan! *poke poke*
Vejiita : That would be TOO easy! *evil grin* He thinks he's sooooo tough .. but while he's out there levitating pyramids ... I'm working my ass off in the gravity room ... so we'll see who comes out on top!!
VT : WORK it! *cough* SO .. WTF is with that STUPID hat anyways?! It looks like a phallic symbol!!!
Vejiita: He's a nasty ass BAKA[BEEP--IDIOT]! Only baka's [BEEP--IDIOTS] where stupid shit like that! Shall we proceed?
VT : Proceed? With what? *sweatdrop*
Vejiita : What do YOU think??
VT : OH .. the next rant .. my bad .. <.<;;


Gohan:
Vejiita: The son of Kakarot! Now you KNOW he's a BAKA [BEEP--IDIOT]! Snot nose little brat ... running around whining about how his dad's the best! *mocks Gohan* "My dad's the strongest .. no one can beat him!"
VT: Well ... he is the product of Gokou and Chichi ... you can't really expect much.
Vejiita : I expect him to be a baka [BEEP--IDIOT] .. that's it! And he hasn't proved me wrong yet!
VT : Ha! And what's up with him and Piccolo? I bet a little something something! fuckin KOWAI [BEEP--The Japanese Translator Says--SCARY]!! You know he's got it in for green guy's. I see the way they look at each other! I can just see it now ... *mocks Gohan* "Hey dad! Guess what Piccolo showed me today!" *cackles wildly*
Vejiita: AHAHAHAHAHA!!! They're perfect for each other! A baka for a baka! [BEEP BEEP--The Japanese Translator Thinks You Should Know This Word By NOW--BAKAS!]
VT : They're almost as bad as Tien and Chouzu! Now you KNOW there's something to *THAT* one!
V-chan : Don't get me started on those asses!
*Chouzu flies in wearing something that looks like a pink tutu* Have you guy's seen Tien?
VT : *BEEP BEEP* Oh shit .. that's NOT the Japanese Translator .. that's the Gaydar Alert .. <.<;;
Vejiita : Did you check UR~ANUS?
Chouzu: Ummmmm .. !!! .. HEY .. wait a minute! That's not funny Vejiita! *flutters away*
VT: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WTF!!?? Or .. MAYBE .. check the Rainbow Room!
Vejiita : I don't think we wanna know .. let's move on.
VT : *sings* Rainbows & Smurfs .. Rainbows & Smurfs ..


Yamcha:
Vejiita : It's the pretty boy! It's "I take 5 hours in the bathroom!" This guy is so vain, he stares at himself in the rear view mirrors when he's driving! I'd love to give him a little plastic surgery with my fist!
VT : He's almost as big of a slut as Bulma! That shit NASTY!
Vejiita : Well .. he can have her! He's a coward too! And if there's one thing I cannot stand ... it's cowards! He's a chicken shit! Everytime we have to fight ... he's whining like a little baby! You should have seen him when Freeza came to Earth. I swear he had a loaf in his pants!
VT : Baked a loaf, ne? Him & his jew~curl gonna be bakin my ass some cookies in a minute .. into the oven with YOU! AHAHAHAHAHA!! *cough*
Vejiita : He doesn't deserve any more comments.
VT: Hai [BEEP--YES] .. let's move on.


Krillin:
Vejiita : Cue ball! ahahahaha! It's Kakarot's "chrome dome" best friend! This little midget can't fight worth shit! He's always getting his ass kicked all over the friggin place! Over and over again ... I see his bald head bouncing around! I feel like we're playing a friggin game of pool on the damn battlefield! Someone needs to shoot his ass into HELL .. and leave him there! Believe me ... he wouldn't be missed!
VT : He can't fight because he can't breathe! He's got no friggin nose! AHAHAHA! He's gotta suck his air up like a fish! *makes fish gestures*
Vejiita : HA! Maybe .. but I'm sure if he had a nose ... he'd still be bouncing around the battlefield.
VT : Probably ..


Muten(Master) Roshi:
Vejiita : It's the old sleaze bag, pervert! Everytime I see him he's got his nose in a porno mag! He's on my list because he's good for nothing. And besides ... I hate perverts!
VT: Damn smut peddler! Perverts make me sick! He's a dirty old man. You know he rapes little kids!
Vejiita : Exactly! Maybe that's why Kakarot is so messed up! He had too much "training" with this guy!
VT: AHAHAHA! fuckin KOWAI [BEEP--SCARY]!
Vejiita : Let's just get this straight .. he'd better not *EVER* try to grab MY ass or he'll find he's missing his arms! He'll have to turn his porno pages with his nose!
VT: I think I saw him looking at your booty V-chan!
Vejiita : NANI [BEEP--WHAT]!!?? *rips off his shirt* WHERE IS HE!!??
VT : Oh ma KAMI-SAMA .. *twitch* .. *_*
Vejiita: *sweatdrop* .. uhhhh .. next time I see him .. he's dead ..
VT : *grabs some tissues* I'm bleeding to deatthhh ..


Relena Peacecraft(Gundam Wing):
Vejiita : I just met this bitch a few weeks ago. I saw her and I KNEW she was a baka!
VT : Lemme spell it out for ya ... F-L-A-K-E!
Vejiita : She started preaching to me about how violence never solves anything. I told her to get the fuck away from me before I solved my annoyance by blowing her away. Then she started screaming "Heero!! I'm over here!!! Come and kill me!!!" What a psycho! I was praying to who knows what that this "Heero" guy would come and put her out of her misery!
VT : Ahahahaha! What a skag!
Vejiita : I hope I never run into her again ... she gives me the heebees!
VT : She's one scarey chic V-chan! sou DAT [BEEP--TRUE THAT]!


Miaka(Fushigi Yuugi):
Vejiita : Speaking of scarey chics ... this one takes the cake .. literally! Everytime I see this ho shes with a different guy ... either that or she's stuffing her face like a friggin pig! It's absolutely repulsive! She came over to me once ... food all over her face ... and started hitting on ME!!!!
VT : NANI [BEEP--WHAT]?! OH HELL NO! That whore! First Tasuki and then you .. AAAHHHH GAAHHHH!!!
Vejiita : Tasuki? Who's HE?
VT : *flames coming out of her nose* You don't know him ... just another SB [BEEP--KOI TALK FOR--SEXY BITCH] bishounen.
Vejiita : Another? *evil grin* Tasuki? Sounds like a flamer!
VT : *sweatdrop* he .. likes .. flames ..*runs away*
Vejiita: .....
*VT screaming from somewhere* Miaka!!!Keep your legs closed you nasty bitch !!!! I KEEL YOO!!!!
Vejiita : .....
VT : *sits down* Ummm .. okay, I'm back .. I had to .. make a phone call.
Vejiita : Apparently ..

Vegeta's 2¢ Whore AKA Lisa from Vegeta & Lisa Get Freaky
VT : Can we say DELUSIONAL PSYCHOPATHIC DUMB FUCK!!?? Words cannot describe the nausea that comes over me when I even so much a think about this rotten whore monger. *begins to dry heave*
Vejiita : AHHHHHHHH!!! KISAMA [BEEP--YOU FUCK]!!! That dirty rotten no good excuse for a jezebel!!! Who does she thinks she is ... claiming me for herself. No one owns Vejiita .. do you hear me!!!! NO ONE!!!! I wont stand for this crap!! & another thing .. you BEST watch your mouth you little insipid bitch! I demand you apologise to VT at once .. or I'll blow your stupid little site up & take your comp out with it! *mutters random curses under his breath*
VT : *finishes worshiping the porcelain god* I KEEL HER!!!! She's human waste ... & doesn't deserve to live! End of story!!! She needs to be taken to a mental ward & get locked up for good!!!!
Vejiita :*nods* She's a waste of space. & I guarentee you she's the ugliest thing you could ever lay your eyes upon. It'd be worse than finding out someone forgot to flush! What does she think I am anyways! A pedophile???!!!! *laughs* What an insult! *growls* I can't believe she would even THINK that I would even want to look at her at all! BAH! I'd rather look at a maggot infested toe!
VT : *almost urls again* Hai [BEEP--YES] .. you're right .. she's worse than the toe. Although .. I'd rather not see either. Cause you know they'd both smell horrendous as well! *gags*
Vejiita : You know it ... akachan [BEEP--BABY].
VT : ^///^ .. *goes for more tissues*


VT : This concludes V-chan's Shit List .. for now! BUHWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Vejiita : Yeah .. until I think of other people that make me want to friggin puke!
VT : I'm sure you will V-chan .. until next time! Worship the Lord Vejiita once a day kiddies! Ja ne!
Vejiita : *evil grin* Ja ne Bakas!

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