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Sh*t List!

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VT:This page is Vejiita's little page to rant about the people that annoy the living sh*t out of him.
Vejiita:Little! This thing is gonna be massive! People make me sick! BAKA'S!!!!!!
VT:*sweatdrop*A hem...lemme finish V-chan......o_0
V-chan:Oh.....sorry*cough*
VT:Okay....these people aren't all from DBZ either...Vejiita hates lots of people in the anime world... and out....
V-chan: *poking VT in the shoulder* Come on...lemme at that keyboard!
VT:It's all your's V-chan ^_^.......

1.Son Gokou:
V-chan: AHHHH!!!! KISAMA KAKAROT!!!! What a BAKA! He's like a turd that wont flush. Look at how stupid he looks over there with that idiotic grin! He's a disgrace to the Saiya-jin race. What a big dummy!
VT:LMAO...he IS a big dummy! ^.^ So...he's #1 V-chan?
V-chan:Of course he is! You can't get any worse than him! I swear...next time I see him I'm gonna kick the living sh*t out of him!!! *evil grin*
VT:I'd like to see that! *evil grin*
V-chan:.......Really?...........
VT: *sweatdrop* .......*cough*........*_*next.....


2.Bulma:
*VT screaming in background~> BBBBBBBB****TTTTTCCCCHHHH!!!!!!*
V-chan: *sweatdrop*
VT: YOU %$*&# #$@!*&^ &#@*#$%!!!!!!!! GO #%$& *$#@*%!
V-chan:*even bigger sweatdrop*
VT:.....cough.....excuse me......go ahead V-chan.....
V-chan:.....Right......well.....Bulma's #2...and I think anyone with a brain can figure out why. Well...maybe not because some of you baka's actually like her! Take it from me..she's nothing special! I'm telling you right now...I want a divorce! On and on all the time....she never shuts up! I can't stand it!!
Bulma:*whining in her blood curdling voice* WTF Vejiita! DIVORCE! She put you up to this didn't she!*pointing at VT*
*VT runs over and jumps on Bulma's back* F*CK YOU.....YOU $#*&%! *punches Bulma on her nappy head* DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!! YOU RANK SKANK!!!!
Bulma:AHHHHH!!!!! *falls over*
VT: *kicking Bulma and dancing around her* DIRTY! DIRTY! DIRTY!
V-chan:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bulma:AHHHHH!!!!!
VT:*runs to get some rope*........*ties Bulma up*
V-chan:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bulma: HELP ME VEJIITA!!!!
VT:*shoving one of Yajirobes old, crusty socks in Bulma's mouth* Shut up...you're making my ears bleed!
V-chan:AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
VT: *writing something on a piece of paper* *evil grin*AHAHAHAHA*sticks the piece of paper on Bulma....it reads:"SLUT FOR SALE-.50¢!!!"
V-chan: You really think she's worth that much?
VT:NAH! But I don't wanna rewrite it!
Bulma:Grrntma ksmdkfig anndinvkfjh!!!
*VT smacks her upside the head* I SAID.....SHUT UP!!!
VT runs outside dragging Bulma by her hair....finds the nearest street corner and throws her down.
VT: HAHAHAHAHA!!! *yells*~> SLUT FOR SALE!!! *runs back to her comp*
VT:Ahhhhhh....peace and quiet! Now where were we V-chan?
V-chan: Uummm...#3?
VT:Right!


3.Freeza:
V-chan:What a sissy! This BAKA destroyed my home planet....killed my father...killed me...AND ruined my chance at ruling over all those baka's on VejiitaSei! If he wasn't already dead.....I'd shove his tail up his @ss and pull it out of his mouth...then I'd strangle him with it!!!! Who does HE think he is...telling ME what to do! And look at him with his black lipstick and nailpolish! I just want to f*cking PUKE!!!! KISAMA!!!!! *pounds on computer screen*
VT: V-chan! You're gonna break my comp!!! o_O'
V-chan:*shaking his fist in the air* I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL FFFRRRREEEEEEEZZZZAAAA!!!!!
VT:*sweatdrop* ummmmm....... *_*
V-chan: *cough* ........next........
VT: "_"


VT: The rest are in no particular order....they all just suck!AHAHAHA!


Piccolo:
V-chan: D*mn worthless Namek! He's always pushing my buttons. I killed him once.....and if it's gonna take a second time before he learns than so be it!
VT: Some people never learn...I guess you're gonna have to beat some sense into him V-chan!
V-chan: That would be TOO easy! *evil grin* He thinks he's sooooo tough..but while he's out there levitating pyramids...I'm working my ass off in the gravity room...so we'll see who comes out on top!!
VT: Hahahaha! And WTF is with that STUPID hat?!?! It looks like a phallic symbol!!! o_O'
V-chan: HAHAHAHA...he's a baka! Only baka's where stupid sh*t like that!....shall we proceed?
VT: With what? *sweatdrop*
V-chan: Uhhhhhh.......*sweatdrop*.......to the next baka?
VT: *_* Oh yeah! *cough* go for it....


Gohan:
V-chan: The son of Kakarot! Now you KNOW he's a BAKA! Snot nose little brat...running around whining about how his dad's the best! *mocks Gohan* "My dad's the strongest..no one can beat him!"
VT: Well...he is the product of Gokou and Chichi...you can't really expect much...LOL
V-chan: I expect him to be a baka..that's it! And he hasn't proved me wrong yet!
VT: Ha! And what's up with him and Piccolo? I bet a little something something!HAHAHA You know he's got it in for green guy's. I see the way they look at each other! I can just see it now.....*mocks Gohan* "Hey dad! Guess what Piccolo showed me today!"AHAHAHAHA
V-chan: HAHAHAHAHA!!! They're perfect for each other! A baka for a baka!
VT: They're almost as bad as Tien and Chouzu! Now you KNOW there's something to THAT one!
V-chan: Don't get me started on those @ss's!
*Chouzu flies in wearing something that looks like a pink tutu* Have you guy's seen Tien?
VT: *sweatdrop* o_O
V-chan: Did you check ur-anus?HAHAHAHAHA
Chouzu: Ummmmm......v_v....hey..wait a minute! That's not funny Vejiita! *flies away*
VT: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WTF!!!!!!
V-chan: I don't think we wanna know..let's move on....


Yamcha:
V-chan: It's the pretty boy! It's "I take 5 hours in the bathroom!" This guy is so vain, he stares at himself in the rear view mirrors when he's driving! I'd love to give him a little plastic surgery with my fist!
VT: He's almost as big of a slut as Bulma!
V-chan: Well.....he can have her! And he's a coward too! And if there's one thing I cannot stand...it's cowards! He's a chicken sh*t! Everytime we have to fight...he's whining like a little baby! You should have seen him when Freeza came to Earth. I swear he had a load in his pants!
VT:AHAHAHAHA! Yamcha crapped himself! AHAHAHA What a loser! ^.^
V-chan: He doesn't deserve any more comments......
VT: Yeah..let's move on.....


Krillin:
V-chan: Cue ball! ahahahaha! It's Kakarot's "chrome dome" best friend! This little midget can't fight worth sh*t! He's always getting his @ss kicked all over the friggin place! Over and over again...I see his bald head bouncing around! I feel like we're playing a friggin game of pool on the d*amn battlefield! Someone needs to shoot his @ss into a hole..and leave him there! Believe me...he wouldn't be missed!
VT: He can't fight because he can't breathe! He's got no friggin nose! AHAHAHA! He's gotta suck his air up like a fish! *makes fish gestures*
V-chan: HA! Maybe..but I'm sure if he had a nose...he'd still be bouncing around the battlefield.
VT:*prolly* lol ^.^


Muten(Master) Roshi:
V-chan: It's the old sleaze bag, pervert! Everytime I see him he's got his nose in a porno mag! He's on my list because he's good for nothing. And besides...I hate perverts!
VT: Ack! Perverts make me sick! He's a dirty old man. You know he rapes little kids!
V-chan: Exactly! Maybe that's why Kakarot is so messed up! He had to much "training" with this guy!
VT: AHAHAHA! Yuck!
V-chan: Let's just get this straight..he'd better not EVER try to grab MY ass or he'll find he's missing his arms! He'll have to turn his porno pages with his nose!
VT: I think I saw him looking at your @ss V-chan!
V-chan: WHAT!!!!! *rips off his shirt* WHERE IS HE!!!!!
VT:AHHHHHH!!!!*_* *falls over*
V-chan: *sweatdrop*........uhhhh.....next time I see him...he's dead......
o_O' .....let's continue......


Relena Peacecraft(Gundam Wing):
V-chan: I just met this b*tch a few weeks ago. I saw her and I KNEW she was a baka!
VT: Lemme spell it out for ya....F-L-A-K-E! ^.^
V-chan: She started preaching to me about how violence never solves anything. I told her to get the f*ck away from me before I solved my annoyance by blowing her away. Then she started screaming "Heero!! I'm over here!!! Come and kill me!!!" What a psycho! I was praying to who knows what that this "Heero" guy would come and put her out of her misery!
VT:Ahahahaha! What a skag!
V-chan: I hope I never run into her again...she gives me the creeps!
VT: She's one scarey chic V-chan! hahahaha


Miaka(Fushigi Yuugi):
V-chan: Speaking of scarey chics...this one takes the cake..literally! Everytime I see this chic shes with a different guy....either that or she's stuffing her face like a friggin pig! It's absolutly repulsive! She came over to me once....food all over her face...and started hitting on ME!!!!
VT: She did WHAT! That whore! First Tasuki and then you.....AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
V-chan: Tasuki? Whose he?
VT: *flames coming out of her nose* You don't know him....just another bishounen
V-chan: Another? *evil grin* Tasuki? Sounds like a flamer!
VT: *sweatdrop* he .. likes .. flames ..*runs away*
V-chan: o_O*?*
*VT screaming from somewhere...."Miaka!!!Keep your legs closed you nasty b*tch !!!! I'll kill you!!!!"*
V-chan: v_v' *cough*
VT: *sits down* Ummm....okay....I'm back.....I had to.......make a phone call
V-chan: Apparently.....

Vegeta's 2¢ Whore
VT: Can we say DELUSIONAL PSYCHOPATHIC DUMB F*CK!!!!! Words cannot describe the nausea that comes over me when I even so much a think about this rotten whore monger. *begins to dry heave*
V-chan: AHHHHHHHH!!! KISAMA!!!! That dirty rotten no good excuse for a jezebel!!! Who does she thinks she is ... claiming me for herself. No one owns Vejiita .. do you hear me!!!! NO ONE!!!! I wont stand for this crap!! & another thing .. you better watch your mouth you little insipid b*tch! I demand you apologise to VT at once .. or I'll blow your stupid little site up & take your comp out with it! *mutters random curses under his breath*
VT: *finishes worshiping the porcelain god* I'll kill her!!!! She's human waste ... & doesn't deserve to live! End of story!!! She needs to be taken to a mental ward & get locked up for good!!!!
V-chan:*nods*She's a waste of space. & I guarentee you she's the ugliest thing you could ever lay your eyes upon. It'd be worse than finding out someone forgot to flush! What does she think I am anyways! A pedophile???!!!! *laughs* What an insult! *growls* I can't believe she would even THINK that I would even want to look at her at all! BAH! I'd rather look at a maggot infested toe!
VT: o.O* *almost urls again* Hai .. you're right .. she's worse than the toe. MWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Although .. I'd rather not see either. Cause you know they'd both smell horrendous as well! *gags*
V-chan: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAI!!! That's a fact!
VT:BUH WAH HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


VT: This concludes V-chan's Shit List....for now! BUHWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
V-chan: Yeah...until I think of other people that make me want to friggin puke!
VT: I'm sure you will V-chan.....until next time! Worship the Lord Vejiita once a day kiddies! Ja ne!
V-chan: *evil grin* Ja ne Bakas!