Okay..number one. Bulma is such a skank. I mean come on...she offers to show her underwear to Muten Roshi! WTF And I'll bet she actually likes it when he hits on her like the ol' pervert he is. She runs around in her @#*$% underwear when Krillin, Gohan and her get stuck on that ship on their way to Namek. But most of you didn't see that because you only watch the friggin FUNimation version. Believe me...I wish I hadn't because I did not want to see her nasty @ss! Not to mention the fact that she b!tches about tampons on Namek .. that is just plain NASTY!! Why doesn't she just become a pole dancer or something. Then Krillin can throw pennies at her. GROSSSS! Poor V-chan. I know you were delt the shit hand. *cough*divorce o_O'

Number two...she is just plain annoying. All she does is bitch and complain. I know she thinks she's special or something..but lemme tell ya...she sure as shit isn't. First of all she's ugly as sin... and I know she tries to make up for it by changing her hair styles ever friggin other episode..but she just needs to realize that it's just not working. Sure..maybe she's a genius..but that equals about 00.000000001% of respect for her on my scale. Okay..I lied..I have absolutly no respect for her whatsoever! She can hide behind that all she wants.. but I can see right through that! All I have to do is watch one scene with her and I want to kick a big fat hole right through my tv screen. My tv's just lucky I have good willpower!

As far as her and Vejiita goes.... (VT tries not to vomet o_O')It just doesn't go! This match is just WRONG! It's the worst I have ever seen! It would never and could never work. If they were real people it would never happen. They could never get along. Lemme spell it out for you...D-I-V-O-R-C-E! And that's only if they did ever actually hook up..which is highly unlikely. Vejiita is smart and I know he's got taste...so with those two good attributes ..he'd avoid Bulma like the plague...because damn, she's worse! And how dare she call V-chans face ugly! VT *slaps* Bulma on HER ugly face! ~~oh god...I touched her...where's the Purell V-chan!?~~YUCK!

So..about their offspring. Trunks is definatly a cute kid. And we all know that he DIDN'T get his looks from Bulma! We also know he didn't get his name from V-chan. I mean..the poor kid is named after underwear. Only a skanky b*tch would name a kid after underwear. He seems to have turned out well. Who the hell knows how with Bulma as an influence. Vejiita isn't around much but I don't blame him. Who would want to wake up to to see THAT in the morning! All Bulma does is bitch at him ne ways..he's got enough to worry about with that baka Kakarot running around crapping on his pride. (And btw... Gokou is just about as annoying as Bulma...but I don't expect much from him being with that psycho wife of his) What is with these DBZ women? The only decent one is Android 18..and she's with Krillin! He's got no friggin nose! I think the DBZ people need to go easy on the sake! Okay..as far as Bra goes (VT snickers at the name o_O').. I haven't seen much of her..but what I've seen..she's pretty much a slighty better version of Bulma. I'm partial to Trunks..because he's got a great personnality and he loves V-chan just as much as I do. So..I guess one thing good came out of the whole Vejiita/Bulma thing. (VT swallows her pride)*cough* That's the only nice thing you will hear me say on this page!

~*~*Gen-chan's rant on Bulma*~*~

Ok, so you're a Bulma fan, ne? And you're probably thinking, "Oh shit, why the hell do I have to listen to another person bag on Bulma for?"--Well, guess what? TOO BAD, BITCH. You'll listen. Hai. Or else you're as f***ed up as those people who think penguins are cute. YOU INCESTUAL FILTH. Anyway, so, I'd advise you sit your ass down and relax before I have to rectally impale you with a dive stick. (Although you Bulma fans seem like the type of sick shits that would actually enjoy it)     First off, Bulma's nothing but a big hunk of steamy pony loaf al la THIS BITCH STANK! Daaaaaammmmmmn, what's that musty smell? Oh yeah, it's Bulma again. CLOSE YOUR LEGS, WHORE! *sprays air freshener about* She's attracting flies, again. Dirty ho-bag!