I'm back in Oneida following one of my fraternity brothers who is driving a blue station wagon. I'm in my sister's Horizon, except it's got a standard transmission instead of an automatic. Still following Ed, I take a right turn, and all of a sudden it's one of those Audi "Sudden Acceleration Incidents" things--I speed up uncontrollably, and go into a wild spin while blowing through a stoplight. I go off the road and come to a stop on a lawn near a stream. Making my way back to the intersection I find out that I had caused a motorcyclist to crash; he'd gotten hurt pretty bad. So I had to walk home (My parents' house is about 2 miles from the intersection). When I get home, I tell my sister what happened, and feel utterly terrible.
Next thing I know, I'm back at Cornell and, as a punishment/community service type of thing for what I did, I have to BE IN R.O.T.C.!! So I go to the R.O.T.C. building and find a schedule posted outside. Names are on a list and are broken down into companies, only the companies are named after dinosaurs, with the name and picture of the dinosaur next to each. I remember a Tyrannosaurus group, etc. I was in the Pteradactyl group. So I go to the room where I'm to have my first R.O.T.C. training, which is up on the 5th floor of an academic hall. I open the door, and the room is a huge ice cavern. And there's an R.O.T.C. officer in there (snappy military haircut) wearing nothing but a towel. He's explaining to me that my first exercise will be to run through this ice cavern wearing nothing but a towel. He proceeds to show me by doing so himself, ice-stalagmites breaking off in his wake. I go out to check the schedule and find that, after that "event", I have another meeting at 10:30 at night. As I'm freaking out thinking that I'll be in R.O.T.C. for the rest of my life and flunk out of Cornell, I woke up and was overjoyed to realize that none of this actually happened.