A sorting office in the Old Kent Road
Caters from coast to most
A nice little number if you're out of work
And aren't the sort to boast
You're in need of a job, bob-a-job, rob-a-job
I'm your man to see
I'll sit, I'll listen, I'll not say a word
The less said would be best for we

 Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys
Ooh, I've been a naughty boy

 We don't want to mark each other's card
Except the one you need
I need you and your returns to help
Build my company
My twins work Brighton on a sunny day
They cover town with the shake of a hand
On a high come back 'cause of no come back
Now they're working in the promised land

 Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys
Ooh, I've been a naughty boy

 The Allied Irish Cyprus Bank
India Bank, Bank of Turkey
United Bank, The People's Bank
To catch the worm you've got to be up early

 Temporarily out of bounds, had to move office
Clear out of town
For every problem there's a solution and
I can do without constitution
Dealing cards from up the Old Kent Road
I've been checked up on my heavy load
You can go, but be back soon
I'll have some work for you to groom

 Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys
Ooh, I've been a naughty boy

 Trustees Bank, Barclays Bank
The Natwest Bank, Midland Bank
Bank of Scotland, Williams and Glyns
Bureau de Change, The People's Bank

 Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys
Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys
Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys
Ooh, I've been a naughty boy