Good morning miss, can I help you son
Sixteen today and up for fun
I'm a big boy now or so they say
So if you'll serve I'll be on my way

 Box of balloons with the feather-light touch
Pack of party poppers that pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin
Miss Clay on the corners has just walked in

 Welcome to the house of fun now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den, temptation's on it's way
Welcome to the house of

 N n n n n no no miss, you misunderstood
Sixteen big boy, full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date and the date's today
So if you'll serve I'll be on my way

 Welcome to the house of fun now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den, temptation's on it's way
Welcome to the house of (fun)

 I'm sorry son, but we don't stock
Party gimmicks in this shop
Try the house of fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist, not a joker's shop

 Party hats, simple enough clear
Comprehende savvy understand, do you hear
A pack of party hats with the coloured tips
Too late-gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

 Welcome to the house of fun now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den, temptation's on it's way
Welcome to the house of fun

 Welcome to the house of fun now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den, temptation's on it's way
Welcome to the house of fun