One night in a cold sweat I heard the call
So without fear and free from fright
I walked tall
As I crept the passages, only just but faint
In and out of the central heating
It came and then went

 Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear
But ooh, she slept on

 Well I've itched a thousand itches but this one tops them all
While crouched down with an ear to the ground
I saw the call
Springing up in disbelief, the suspension spilt
And peering in a bathroom mirror
Hung the men with guilt

 Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear
But ooh, she slept on

 One night in a cold sweat I heard the call
So without fear and free from fright
I walked tall

 Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear
But

 Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear
But ooh, she slept on

 There were all sorts of funny faces being pulled
But mine was the funniest face

 Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear
But ooh, she slept on