Hi an invite to Christmas at Count Dracstein's, somewhere in Germany
(In a bucket, he he he)
Er, good morning, owner!
Show these lads from here-Count Dracstein's castle

 Dissss issss assss far as I can go!
See the tramp here asleep on de bench? (Yes!) (Oh what a stink)
The castle is justb beyond heem
There are some thingssss about the casssstle (yes, yes?)
Some people dare not mention! (Like what?)
I dare not mention! (ha ha ha)

 Ding dong-hello, we're from the megaband Madness
Oh I see, you must have the wrong wing
Try further up, yes?

 Ding dong
Oh, you must be the Madness
No, we're exhausted! (ha ha ha...)