The latest and greatest amazing arrival
No conscience, no shame for the game of survival
Thieves and villains and fraudulent swindlers
Gathered in tribute with masks of respect

 A big hand, hurray! Oh come on you trustful
Let the band play a waltz into mischief

 The chairman is speaking, instructs the apprentice
All faces are turned to the wizard of sentence
Years of experience fall from his tongue
Like teardrops to puddles, they ripple among

 A big hand, hurray! Oh come on you trustful
Let the band play a waltz into mischief

 This kid of the cowboys of fastest deception
Writes down his kiddings to ruptuous reception
Calls on the crowd of white pointed heads
To check on the carpets while we're in our beds

 (Nelly the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus)

 A big hand, hurray! Oh come on you trustful
Let the band play a waltz into mischief
A big hand, hurray! Oh come on you trustful
Let the band play a waltz into mischief
A big hand, hurray! Oh come on you trustful
Let the band play a waltz into mischief