Sorority Girl Jokes

From: "Adheesh Sabnis" 

 1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
    A: "Have another beer."

 2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?
    A: To keep her ankles warm.

 3. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a Rolls Royce?
    A: Not everybody has been in a Rolls Royce.

 4. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
    A: A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.

 5. Q: What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her look more
       attractive?
    A: Her ankles.

 6. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
   A1: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
   A2: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
   A3. You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.
   A4. There is no difference.  They're both round and have three holes
       to poke.

 7. Q: How are a bowling ball and a sorority girl alike?
    A: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them
       in the gutter and they'll always come back.

 8. Q: What is the difference between sorority girls and hookers?
    A: Sorority girls cost less per score.

 9. Q: What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
    A: About 40 pounds.
   Q2: How do you equalize the two?
   A2: Feed the elephant.

10. Q: What is the first thing that a sorority girl does in the morning?
   A1: Introduces herself.
   A2: Walks home.

11. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
    A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.

12. Q: How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
    A: She drops her nail file.

13. Q: What's a sorority girl's favorite wine?
    A: "Daaaaaaady, I want to go to Mi-ammmmmmi."

14. Q: What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
    A: Don't know.  There's only so much an ape can be forced to do...

15. Q: Why is a sorority girl like a door knob?
    A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn.

16. Q: How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
    A: Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door, and throw a
       twinke on the bed.

17. Q: Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
    A: You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.

18. Q: What's the difference between sorority girls and garbage?
    A: Garbage gets taken out once a week.

19. Q: What do you call a 100 sorority girls bathing on a beach in Cuba?
    A: Bay of Pigs.

20. Q: What do you call a sorority girl hang-gliding festival?
    A: Multiple total eclipses.

21. Q: What is a sorority girl's mating call?
    A: "I'm sooooooo drunk, I'm sooooooo drunk."

22. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a dog?
    A: Driver's will swerve to miss the dog.

23. Q: Why is a sorority girl like railroad tracks?
    A: 'Cause she's been laid all over the country.

24. Q: What three words will a sorority girl never hear?
    A: "Attention K-Mart shoppers."

25. Q: How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
   A1: 1, she holds on to it, and the world revolves around her.
   A2: 2, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daaaddy.
   A3: 6, one to screw it in, and five to make T-shirts.
   A4: 7, one to change it, and six to go out and buy more Diet Pepsi.
   A5: 10, Nine to stand around scratching their heads, and one to
       get her boyfriend to do it.
   A6: 65, one to change it, and 64 to sing and clap.

26. Q: Why does a sorority girl close her eyes during sex?
    A: So she can fantasize about shopping.

27. Q: What is a sorority girl's favorite position?
    A: Facing Bloomingdale's.

28. Q: What is the difference between a sorority girl and Jell-o?
    A: Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

29. Q: What do you call a sorority girl's waterbed?
   A1: Lake Placid.
   A2: The Dead Sea.

30. Q: How do you know when a sorority girl is a nymphomaniac?
    A: She'll make love the same day she had her hair done.

31. Q: What's a sorority girl's idea of natural childbirth?
    A: No make-up.

32. Q: How do you prevent a sorority girl from having sex?
    A: Marry her.

33. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a broom closet?
    A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

34. Q: What is foreplay for a sorority girl?
    A: Thirty minutes of begging.

35. Q: What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?
    A: A circus is a cunning array of stunts.

36. Q: WHAT DOES A SORORITY GIRL MAKE FOR DINNER?
    A: Reservations.

37. Q: How is a sorority girl like a vacuum?
   A1: They both suck.
   Q2: How are they different?
   A1: You can buy a new vacuum when you get sick of it.
   A2: You can buy a new vacuum when it no longer sucks.
   A3: When a vacuum cleaner is full of shit, it's easy to dump the old bag.
   A4: A vacuum cleaner can't suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
   A5: A vacuum cleaner can't suck start a Harley.

38. Q: How do you get four sorority girls on one chair?
   A1: Tell them there is a rich guy sitting on it.
   A2. TURN THE CHAIR OVER, AND PUT ONE ON EACH LEG.

39. Q: What's the difference between a sorority track team and a
       tribe of sly pygmies?
    A: The tribe of sly pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

40. Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and sorority girls have in
       common?
    A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

41. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear a gold diaphragm?
    A: So her boyfriend will think he is coming into money.

42. Q: What did the sorority girl say when she knocked over the
       priceless Ming vase?
    A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

43. Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac,
       and a sorority girl?
    A: A prostitute says, "Are you done yet?", a nymphomaniac says,
       "You're done already?", and a sorority girl says, "Beige...
       I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

44. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a rooster?
    A: In the morning, a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while
       a sorority girl says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

45. Q: What do you call 24 sorority girls walking down the street?
    A: A case of Schlitz.

46  Q: How does a sorority girl commit suicide?
    A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

47. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a phone booth?
   A1: YOU NEED A QUARTER TO USE THE PHONE.
   A2. Only one person can use the phone at once.

48. Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a sorority girl?
   A1: Nothing.  There are some things a sorority girl won't do.
   A2: Don't know, but it sure enjoys screwing people.
   A3: Don't know, but when it sucks your cock, it doesn't stop
       until it gets blood.

49. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a baracuda?
    A: Nail polish.

50: Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and parsely?
    A: You don't eat parsely.

51. Q: Why are a tampon and a sorority girl similar?
    A: They are both stuck up cunts.

52. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a Porsche?
    A: You can only fit two people in a Porsche.

53. Q: What's a sorority girl's favorite credit card?
    A: Daddy's.

54. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a freezer?
    A: The freezer is 10 degrees warmer.

55. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a whale?
    A: The moustache.

56. Q: What is a sorority girl's definition of kinky sex?
    A: She moves.

57. Q: Why do sorority girls like their men circumsized?
    A: They like anything that's 20% off.

58. Q: How does a sorority girl do it doggie style?
    A: Her lover sits up and begs while she rolls over and plays dead.