Professor Kitty DeLahotti

BFA (Vassar) B Crim. (Montgomery College) MSc zoology (SUNY Genesseo) Dipl LASA (Loyalist) D. Phil (Sorbonne)

206 Cardan Hall
office hours: Wednesday and Thursday, 12:15pm-2:15pm

Biography

Dr. DeLahotti comes to MUSunnydale after retiring from brief but remarkably rich careers as both a deep cover agent for the NSA and CSIS, and as a mission commander on STS 45X and STS 73X. Widely regarded among martial scientists and law enforcement experts as the premier markswoman of her generation, (her weapon of choice being a suppressed HK G5) Professor DeLahotti is on loan to MUS from the MISKATONCORP NYC offices, where she oversees various projects in both the feline and simian intelligence divisions. Highly regarded by her students, who often attend her office hours just to visit her strangely intelligent and friendly black jaguar Grimalkin, Kitty will becontinuing her research in simian roller derby resilience and sociology. . This academic year, Dr. DeLahotti, while officially attached to the MMS department, will primarily be instructing courses in the Martial Science faculty. In addition to the usual waivers students of the martial sciences must sign, students in Dr. DeLahotti's classes must pass additional cardiac and neurological examinations.

Areas of Research

simian and feline intelligences, martial science, telepathy, deviant psychologies, plant alchemy, goetical science

Recent Publications

"Shape shifting and other morphologies in the 130-145 I.Q. simian." in Miskatonic Journal of Animal Biology, vol 74, no2, Fall 1999
Effects of Weightlessness on exo-cranial simian brains. 502pp, 1999, MUPress
Country Homes of New Hampshire: a Photo-Essay. 275pp, 1998, Random House

Courses

MAS 281F Introduction to Scoped Automatic Firearms
MAS 381S Intermediate Scoped Firearms: Night
ZOO 437Y The limits of the simian pain-reception neurons


Metaphysics and Metallurgical Sciences