Dulac sandbags competition with final round 78!
Sunnydale CA August 19, 1999
Professor of Carpathian Studies and Martial Science, and Chancellor of MUSunnydale, Anados Dulac was awarded a rare framed portrait of the Comte de St. Germaine, previously thought lost in the MUS Gallery fire of 1993, for winning the MUS Faculty and Staff golf tournament Monday with a final round score of 78 on the campus links. "I really didn't think I'd break 80 today, what with the heat and the huge winds coming in off the harbor," exclaimed a gleeful Dulac as he accepted his prize. Previously a runner-up at the tourney, to Professor Chizmak last year, and to Associate Professor Bialek in 1997, Dulac demolished this year's field with a two day total of 161. A 4 handicapper, Dulac and the other competitors were hamstrung by the violent squalls blowing in off Sunnydale's natural deepwater harbor.

Dulac's prize, a 19th century rarity by noted Flemmish portratist Alfonse vonLesch, from a deathmask housed at the MUArkham Archives, was, until 1998, thought lost. In September of 1998, three undergraduate assistants to chief librarian Rupert Giles stumbled across the painting as it lay unnoticed in the bowels of the H.U. Monguos Library at MUBel. The three library science majors, on a fall term exchange to the MUBel campus, were awarded a 5% bonus to their final grade in Professor Giles' course.

The portrait, entitled "Sub Speciae Diabolici", will be on display in the trophy cabinet located in the main lobby of the Presidential Mansion, until arrangements can be made for its permanent display at the MUS Art Union, on Lindenborg Road. All students of Professor Werkovitch's 3rd year aesthetic theory course are encouraged to take advantage of this remarkable opportunity to explore the allegorical methodologies of 19th century alchemical portraiture.

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