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August '01
Quote(s) of the Month!
Dana: But you can be professionally single and just hook up with a lot of random guys.
Holly: No, then I'd be a professional slut.(8/30)
8/3
Club Windstar, somewhere between Farmingdale, NY and Hershey, PA
"Here's our fridge. It's wholesome. We have hummus." -- Sara
"We won't even PEE in Jersey." -- Andrew
8/4
Hershey Park
Hoter: What a nice woman.
Kathleen: She's made of chocolate.
Andrew: Sup saints.
Spammy: You steppin?
("ghettoizing" When the Saints go Marching in)
(I apologize if the above quote offended anyone. It is not the intention of The Quotebook to offend, only to entertain. Please forward any complaints to bermanator@juno.com)
Andrew: Please wait until my drink comes to a complete stop.
Spammy: Only two pink elephants to a car please.
Andrew: Welcome to the screwdriver.
(we were making fun of the seemingly drunk ride attendant on the Sidewinder)
"I need something hard and fast ... and male." -- Spammy
(note: Spammy is Lindsay Famula)
8/5
Indian Echo Caverns, near Hershey, PA
"Stupid moss, can't find the sun." -- Sara
Club Windstar, Rte. 78 in PA
"I'm not impressed by little children that can't spell. If they can't spell, then they shouldn't be writing highway signs!" -- Sara, about PA signs like "Drive slowly, my daddy wurkz here."
8/6
Classy Coffee
Liz: Well, speak of the Devil.
Skirky: SATAN!
8/10
The Hoterrarium
"I have so much Caesar in my house, it could be Rome." -- Tompy
"We have the same thing down below." -- Hoter, about Yahtzee scores, NOT what you were thinking, sicko.
8/11
The Tompkins Estate
Tompy: Have a Bob Saget.
Disuhan: I don't need one.
8/18
Skirky's car, which, in case you didn't know, has manual transmission
"My mom would never call my dad 'Mr. Skirkanich,' ... who I fuck." -- Skirky
The Gar Den
"We're not laughing AT you, we're laughing AT you." -- Kathleen
8/19
The Kimbalow
Adam: It really screws with your rhythm.
Skirky: You have rhythm?
8/21
Kathleen's pool
"We're talking and no one's listening to us! And some of them are singing!" -- Sara
8/22
Club Windstar, upon entry to Pennsylvania
"Hi Pennsylvania. No, WE welcome YOU." -- Kristina, (this is the second quote inspired by the "Pennsylvania welcomes you" sign. Can you find the first one? If you do, you get a cookie)
8/26
Crouse
"I am proud to say there are no thirsty pianos in this building." -- Aaron Bittel
Kimmel
"You're like the MacGuyver of fun!" -- Mary, to Andrew
8/27
Online
"Could you give me directions to your house in Syracuse from, say, Stonybumblefuckbrook?"
Our Lovely Abode (1019 Madison)
"The couch is much more comfortable than it was when it was ugly." -- Cricket
8/28
Maxwell Hall, Cartography
"By and large, more or less, on the average, all things being equal...." -- Prof. Monmonier
Eggers Cafe
"Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. I WANT TO ATTACK YOUR FOOT!" -- Adam, doing an impression of Mardigan.
8/30
Our Happy Happy Home (1019)
Andrew: I think it's a creamy garlic night.
Kelly: I think you're a creamy garlic night.
Dana's Apartment
Dana: But you can be professionally single and just hook up with a lot of random guys.
Holly: No, then I'd be a professional slut.
8/31
Benny, Smatt and Dan's apartment, the Salvation Army party
"What is it about alcohol that makes you drunk?" -- Seth