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August '98
Quotes from Sara's book are in yellow
8/7 - Ben’s House, discussing Adam and Michelle’s “games”
“She’s sipping him through a straw.” — Andrew
“Cigarrette?” — Sara
“It has nothing to do with you or your complete lack of discretion.” — Matt Groveman
“That was quick.” — Matt
Pomp = overwhelming
8/8 - Matt's House circa 8/8 - Sue's Car
“La la la la distraction.” — Kathleen Lukachinski
“High priestess of the Groove.” — Sue Sandler
“That was a life-threatening idiocy.” — Sue
8/13 - Michelle’s House, Andrew’s House
“Say it one more time and you’re not getting any pizza!” — Michelle Fouassier
“Take off the word pizza.” — Andrew
Adam Slansky: Michelle threw up in the backyard.
Andrew: In the backyard?
Adam: Yes.
Andrew: Good.
“There’s coke in that?” — Sara (response to the Rum and Coke)
“There’s coke in that?” — Lauren Bryde (her response, unbeknownst to Sara’s)
“Sniff sniff, do I smell a bad joke?” — Andrew (to Erika)
“Excuse me, I have to put my bra back on.” — Erika
8/14 - Andrew’s Car, Billiards, The Music Man
“It’s like an ice cream truck, you know, everyone’s shoving blenders into it.” — Andrew
“G-bye.” — Erika (to each of her billiard balls)
“There’s a violinist in the closet.” — Sara
“There’s an orchestra in the bomb shelter.” — Andrew
Oh No Stinky Skunk => Oh No Skanky Ho!
8/15 - Natural Wonders
“There’s a large tortoise behind you.” — Sara
8/16 - Andrew’s Trampoline
“I wish for a harem of ten men.” — Adam
“If Adam were G-d, I’d become an atheist.” — Michelle
Erika: I need to go over here by Ben.
Ben Ross: Yeah, so we can finish our wild orgy.
“Ew, the Israelites are sticking to my legs.” — Ben
“I get high with a little help from my Ben.” — Andrew
8/17 - Matt’s Party at the Firestation, Adam’s House
“Squeeeeeeeeeek.” — Michelle Kurzweil
“Are you Jewish? Well you should be.” — Andrew (to Michelle)
“They’re going to get some pizza!” — Andrew (about Michelle Fouassier and Adam)
“It’s the flying nun!” — Kathleen (about Jen Skirkanich)
“I’m going to read a good book by the fire.” — Kathleen
“It’s rather warm, it’s quite nice, but we have a leak in our ceiling though.” — Kathleen
“Getting a piggy back from Andrew is like riding an ostrich.” — Sara
“Alblrbtbtrbt, bye.” — Kathleen (pretending to talk to her mom)
Sara: You found my stomach, you win a cookie.
Ben: Apparently he is hungry for cookies.
“Two more guys and you’ll have Rensselaer!” — Andrew
“The tendency of a body to stay at rest, . . . what is potential energy?” — Stupid Barton girl
on Jeopardy
“The boat sank, get over it.” — Shirt in a catalog
“I’m not sure if we have any Christians (cushions) downstairs.” — Adam
“Enough small talk, let’s have sex!” — Adam
“What’s an orgy?” — Michelle Fouassier
“Ketchup is my nose accesory of choice.” — Kathleen
“Hi! No, I really mean that, hi.” — Ditz on Scream 2
“It’s so funny how I’m majoring in communications, yet I can’t even get a sentence out now.”
— Kathleen
Kathleen: Are you ready to ping?
Andrew: Ping
Kathleen: Ping
Andrew: Ping
Kathleen: Poom.
8/18 - Suzanne’s House
“[Cortland is] a nice place to live, but I wouldn’t want to visit it.” — Suzanne Livote
8/19 - Target, Kathleen’s House, Ashroken, Online with Dan
“But we’re nice. Our’s is a nice bank.” — Woman in Target (NYCE)
“The milk is in the cow.” — Joan Lukachinski (Kathleen’s mom)
“No parking or standing anywhere in Ashroken.” — Sign in Ashroken
“I went to the Gap yesterday, and their jeans made me want to cry.” — Andrew (to Dan)
8/20 - Smithhaven Mall, Sara’s House
“Physics is like . . . candy!” — Dan Feldstein
“I wish they’d stop shitting on me.” — Andrew
8/21 - Andrew’s Car, Andrew’s House, Adam’s House
“Seven mph never felt so fast.” — Sara
“I’m getting spit on by everyone today!” — Andrew
“Yesterday they were shitting on you, and now they’re spitting on you.” — Sara
“I feel green and bumpy.” — Andrew
“Adam’s blowing Wonderboy.” — Andrew
“Rigatoni now means I’m dizzy.” — Sara
8/22 - Adam’s House (where else would we be?)
“Yes, but on purpose this time, . . . I mean by accident.” — Kathleen
“Don’t rip my pants off!” — Kathleen and Andrew to each other at various times
“We knew each other then but not like we know each other now where we’re ripping each
other’s pants off!” — Kathleen
“Michelle, will you spit that back in!” — Adam
“We’re cokefiends!” — Kathleen
“You need a girlfriend who owns a farm.” — Andrew
“How many people you got in there?” — Adam (to michelle after she referred to herself using
the royal ‘we.’)
8/23 -- Andrew’s House
“Drive, Brick!” — Sue
“It all boils down to cheese.” — Andrew
8/24 -- In the field, Sara’s House
“I found popcorn in my pants last night. I was like what the hell is up my ass?” — Suzanne
“I woke up this morning to find myself without clothes on!” — Sue
“Andy, stop sticking things between my legs!” — Kathleen
“Flying Indian! Bouncing dead human!” — Andrew
“Jump inside that tree trunk!” — Andrew
“Are you ready to become an orange?” — Kathleen
“Stop throwing footwear at me!” — Kathleen
“We are family. I’ve got all me crackfiends and me!” — Kathleen
8/25 -- Online
"He has the personality of cardboard and the intelligence of...something not
very intelligent." -Kim (FIRST QUOTE)
8/28 -- Euclid Street (Syracuse)
“Do you know where Euclid Street is?” — Everyone
8/29 -- Crouse College
“College is not the kind of place you find pens on the floor.” — Andrew
8/30 -- Day Hall Elevator
“We’re the Learning Community, don’t fuck with us!” — Mark Andersen
8/31 -- Random College Utterances
“The word of the day, is SHIT.” — Andrew
“Not bloody likely to be part of my college experience.” — Andrew
“That was a powerful flick!” — Cricket
“He’s really cool, and he’s not even a freshman!” — Mateo Tarrats
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