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July '01
Quote(s) of the Month!
"Andrew would sit in his room and starve to death in a puddle of smell if we weren't there to tell him what to do." -- Sara, 7/17
Martine: It's a girl thing.
Andrew: But I'm gay.
Martine: That does not provide you with a vagina. (7/21)
7/1
Nissequogue River, in a canoe (several, actually)
Andrew: Flurrent.
Matt: Did he just say flurrent?
Sara: Yes he did. I think he did say flurrent.
Andrew: Just let it go.
Sara: No. Flurrent!
(sometimes it is best not to ask)
Kathleen's Car, Rte. 25A
Hoter: Oh my G-d, the sky is SO beautiful!
Kathleen: Ohhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh. Skygasm!
7/2
Online @ Andrew's House
Kathleen (online): Don't know specifics.
Disuhan: What are the vagues?
Completely online (though still at Andrew's house)
"We Bread and Cheesed it." -- Hoter, describing her detour (non-Long Islanders, just forget it)
"I'm so glad you're gay, cuz all that talent shouldn't be wasted on some straight person." -- Khristian
"I'd be nervous with someone really sexperienced. That was a typo. But I liked it so much I kept it." -- Disuhan (whose name is also Lauren, by the way)
7/3
Online, as usual
Andrew: When I'm feeling something, I like to get it out. Settle it. And for some reason it just doesn't work that way with relationships.
NoElephants: Everyone should have to go through RA training. It would make some things so much easier.
"Boy :) but :\ It was :( Actually, it was :D at first, and then I thought it was :( I was like >:o But he seems to be all B^) about it. So now I'm :) but :\." -- Andrew
Jones Beach Ampitheater
Andrew: There are plenty of music people left.
Sara: And some of them even know where they live!
(Sorry, it just keeps coming up :) )
7/4
Sara's House
"Sara, tame your beast!" -- Skirky, about Andrew.
Hoter: Wanna play a game?
Kathleen: Does it quack?
Andrew: Straight with imperfections.
Sara: Slightly askew.
Skirky: Bent to the left.
7/6
Onleen
"All of the windows in my house are bigger than me! They make me feel small, yay." -- Kathleen
Kathleen's house
"I'm trying to picture your room and I see messiness and messiness and ... stuff that's painted and ... I don't see your room, and I'm never been in your room!" -- Kathleen, during a game of True Colors.
7/8
Sara's House
Andrew: You're honeymooning in an igloo-church!
Disuhan: It's a freezing cold house of Christ!
7/14
The McCarter Household, Hatfield PA
Mike Hennessy: Hear that? (rings wind chimes)
Betsy: That's the sound of you being wrong.
Bryanna: Everytime the wind blows, Mike Hennessy is wrong.
"I can't picture myself doing anything motherly, except being pregnant because then I get presents." -- Dana Wise
James McCarter: Bubblegum.
The Peanut Gallery: Bubble gum is two words.
James: No it's not!
(minutes later)
Kirvan: Bubble gum. Shit!
(minutes later)
Dana: Bubble gum. Damn!
(that was during the one-word round of Celebrities)
Mike: They should call it Ragu Old School Style.
Bryanna: Ragu, kickin it old skool!
"Peace out, Franchesca Rinaldi." -- Bryanna
Telephone Cherades (think about telephone and cherades, and then put them together)
Original: While making fresh squeezed orange juice, some of it gets in your eye. You call poison control and they tell you to hop on your right foot three times and do two jumping jacks. You do so and you're cured!
result: You are walking down the street and you try to break into a house, but the door is locked, so you give up. You suddenly find yourself in a completely different place. You pick something up and it smells bad. You open something else and a bug flies into your eye. You call the hospital and go in for an emergency eye exam. You read all the letters and are miraculously cured!
Original: While riding a bike you are suddenly clotheslined by Andre the Giant. Because he's such a nice guy, Andre takes you to a church so the nuns can nurse you back to health. They do, and to repay the nuns for their kindness they ask you to trim the hedges.
Result: You are riding a bicycle and you fall down a cliff, but you get up because you're strong. You go to a church to pray but a dog comes in and you have to shoo him out.
7/15
The McCarters'
"During hurricane season, I'm just plain stupid." -- Mike
In the car on the way to the mini golf course
"If there is a hole where par is coolness, Adam will get a birdie." -- Mike
7/16
Onsklirn
"I'll be your Kim over troubled water." -- Andrew, to Skirky
Billiard Emporium
"They don't even need to break up. I could just join them!" -- Skirky
"Can I try something? It might hurt." -- Kathleen
"I want to orally satisfy this pool cue." -- Skirky
Skirky: Guys! Guys! I used to be a little boy!
Smashing Pumpkins: "I used to be a little boy...."
Kathleen: Let's have a red night!
Skirky: Yeah! Let's take a newborn child, drain its blood and drink it! ...I've always wanted to do that ... again.
Andrew: Do you want me to forget the quotes?
Skirky: 'Cause I will! I'll turn this book right around and forget those quotes!
Andrew: She's taking about Tchaikovsky operas and Carson Daly, but I don't know why.
Skirky: Hello! I do cancer research!
(It actually does make sense. Email me for an explanation)
7/17
Friendlys
"Andrew would sit in his room and starve to death in a puddle of smell if we weren't there to tell him what to do." -- Sara
Onlirky
"Weather.com says 'It is currently NA degrees fahrenheit.' I'm scared." -- Skirky
7/20
California Pizza Kitchen
"Heavens to sex, where is my pizza?" -- Hoter, she was really talking about food.
"I'll drink all of my soda and show that bitch!" -- Skirky
7/21
Cherry Grove, Fire Island
Martine: When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
Andrew: And when in Fire Island, keep your clothes on.
Martine: It's a girl thing.
Andrew: But I'm gay.
Martine: That does not provide you with a vagina.
7/23
Bryant Park, Manhattan
"I just ate nature." -- Sue
Solicitor: Are you a resident of New York state?
Andrew: No.
Solicitor: Oh, where are you from?
Andrew: ...Indiana.
Solicitor: Oh, well, welcome to New York.
7/24
email
"I would start digesting myself if I lived in the country." -- Andrew
Jillians
"No. No gay man can play air hockey that well." -- Andrew and his budding gaydar
7/25
Online, discussing Andrew's impending date
Andrew: What the HELL do I wear?
Khristian: Something black so you can disappear into the night if you suddenly have to run.
Khristian: You are so brave. I wouldn't have the balls to go out with someone from the Net.
Andrew: On Long Island, you do what you gotta do.
"It's too long to get into right now, seeing as the sketch hour is rapidly approaching." -- Khristian
Sara's House
"Sir, we're leaving now. Please remove your face from my armpit." -- Disuhan, to none other than Andrew
7/26
The parking lot behind Suigetsu Dojo
"Gabe DIDN'T call me today! I was so excited." -- Disuhan
"I'm lazier than caring." -- Disuhan
Onlirky
Andrew: Are you free tonight?
Skirky: No, tonight Bulgaria owns my persona.
Andrew: Bulgaria?
Skirky: I meant Afghanistan, of course.
Skirky's car (I guess we tore her away from central Eurasia)
"Everything is like sex. Sex is really like things." -- Skirky
7/28
The Dojo Party at the Brandes' House
"It's normal, they just don't know it." -- Kathleen, about biting
Kathleen + V8 = Kath
7/29
Boulderdash at Miriam and Dan's BBQ, West Orange NJ
"Swink: an infertile pig." -- Andrew
Andrew: "Fike," an infertile lesbian.
Danbart: You should have put that, Miriam would've guessed it.
"Figgum: an infertile police chief." -- Andrew
Amusing liscence plates we saw while stuck in bumper to bumper traffic on the George Washington Bridge
ITS 434 (It's 434!)
AGE 1568 (an old car)
Okay, maybe hey were just funny because we were stuck in traffic and needed to find something to amuse ourselves. :)
7/31
Wall's Wharf, Bayville NY
Tracee: She means crap in a good way.
Reyna (mom): I didn't say crap in a good way.
Lauren: Tracee said so.
Reyna: Well, Tracee's nice.
Andrew: I don't find this as exciting as they do.
Eric (dad): Mom had a drink.
Kathleen's house
New Bglowslieth rule.