June '01

Quote of the Month!

Andrew: (signed) Red door.
Sara: Good. I'm glad all the deaf kids hiding in the bushes know what we just walked through. (6/12)


6/1

The Hoterrarium

"They're not sponges. You're not spongeworthy." -- Hoter, to Sara, about the stale biscotti.
"Die please." -- Hoter, asking for the die (not requesting someone's demise)

6/2

Easton, PA

"Look at that guy. Red shirt, red shorts, red hat, red mover, ... I'll call him Red!" -- Dana

6/4

Extratek (where I work)

Andrew: Nyip.
Computer: Nyip. Command not found.


Online

"Well he was no hot tomato with his chamber music and his viola attitude." -- Bryanna

6/5

Online, once again

"I like to surprise people by saying I'm at the morgue." -- Jen, who was, in fact, at the morgue.

Rupture in the space time continuum

6/16/00

Miriam's Semester at Sea Journal

"Slow and steady wins the race. And the rest get skin cancer!" -- Miriam's take on tanning

We're okay now

6/6

Online

Andrew: Adam likes question marks.
Matt: Cause that way he can say "Where do I live?"

6/7

Club Windstar, en route to Boston

"You are in a perpetual state of free association." -- Sara, to Hoter

6/8

Northeastern University Parking Lot

Sara: You know what word people don't use enough?
Hoter: Sex?


Boston, outside the comedy club

"No he's definitely not a music major. He's like, smart." -- Shantel, Kathleen's friend. (I was not wearing my "I'm a music major" pin at the time)

6/9

Kathleen's apartment

"'If you walked past a graveyard you could make dicks rise from the dead.'" -- The best compliment Gabby's ever received.

6/10

Club Windstar, on the way home

"I was playing with the turtle ... in that I was touching it and it was looking at me." -- Sara

6/11

Suzanne's House

"I didn't see the queen come out!" -- Sue, during a game of Asshole.
"I can't speak with those eyes!" -- Sue, as I stared at her.

6/12

Gina's house

Andrew: (signed) Red door.
Sara: Good. I'm glad all the deaf kids hiding in the bushes know what we just walked through.

6/13

Online

Lee: We'd have hot babies.
Andrew: If it worked that way.

6/14

Outside the Dojo

"Laura's a teenager. She's just been alive longer." -- Sara

6/15
(Third anniversary of The Quotebook)

The Bermatorium

"Sara, your table is staring at me." -- Jen Skirkanich, and in her defense, the table does have eyes.

Hoter: You're a sailing Blossom!
Suzanne: You're assailing Blossom? How could you?

6/16

IHOP

"We want to know what a Throg is and what exactly its neck looks like." -- Bryanna

6/21

Online

"Never get between a hungry snail and its spinach." -- Tompinator
6/24

1019 Madison

"'Do you want anything to drink?' 'STICKY!'" -- Alyssa, commenting on her difficulty distinguishing the signs for "no" and "sticky."


On Marshall Street

"Could you hold off on the funny until we get back in the car? I don't feel like bringing my bag in." -- Andrew, to Alyssa




Acropolis on Marshall Street

"I've always thought it would be fun to deep fry smurfs." -- Cricket

6/26

The Berman Estate

Skirky: Shreklar.
Andrew: What's that?
Skirky: It's a record label from the 20s ... no wait, FRECKLAR!
Andrew: Frecklar?
Skirky: No, Fecklar.
Andrew: Oh, Fecklar.
Skirky: No, Fenwick.
Andrew: Oh.
Skirky: Shreklar and Fenwick were hamsters of mine.


Online

"See how all the word associations are built upon hamsters and Jen's schizophrenia?" -- Skirky
"Chicago has windy whores." -- Andrew

6/27

Online

"'One More Way Syracuse University Screws Its Students' starring Christopher Walken as the evil head of administration." -- Adam


SOIL

"Syracuse Overcast? I Laugh!" -- Andrew
"Save Otto. Ingest Lemons." -- Andrew (Adam and I were making acronyms)




We don't know where

"What were you doing in Ohio with Lauren?" -- Lauren Bryde (Disuhan), and she was serious.

6/29

Lindsay's house in Maryland

"Well thank you, Lindsay, for exposing me to crabs." -- Andrew