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June '01
Quote of the Month!
Andrew: (signed) Red door.
Sara: Good. I'm glad all the deaf kids hiding in the bushes know what we just walked through. (6/12)
6/1
The Hoterrarium
"They're not sponges. You're not spongeworthy." -- Hoter, to Sara, about the stale biscotti.
"Die please." -- Hoter, asking for the die (not requesting someone's demise)
6/2
Easton, PA
"Look at that guy. Red shirt, red shorts, red hat, red mover, ... I'll call him Red!" -- Dana
6/4
Extratek (where I work)
Andrew: Nyip.
Computer: Nyip. Command not found.
Online
"Well he was no hot tomato with his chamber music and his viola attitude." -- Bryanna
6/5
Online, once again
"I like to surprise people by saying I'm at the morgue." -- Jen, who was, in fact, at the morgue.
Rupture in the space time continuum
6/16/00
Miriam's Semester at Sea Journal
"Slow and steady wins the race. And the rest get skin cancer!" -- Miriam's take on tanning
We're okay now
6/6
Online
Andrew: Adam likes question marks.
Matt: Cause that way he can say "Where do I live?"
6/7
Club Windstar, en route to Boston
"You are in a perpetual state of free association." -- Sara, to Hoter
6/8
Northeastern University Parking Lot
Sara: You know what word people don't use enough?
Hoter: Sex?
Boston, outside the comedy club
"No he's definitely not a music major. He's like, smart." -- Shantel, Kathleen's friend. (I was not wearing my "I'm a music major" pin at the time)
6/9
Kathleen's apartment
"'If you walked past a graveyard you could make dicks rise from the dead.'" -- The best compliment Gabby's ever received.
6/10
Club Windstar, on the way home
"I was playing with the turtle ... in that I was touching it and it was looking at me." -- Sara
6/11
Suzanne's House
"I didn't see the queen come out!" -- Sue, during a game of Asshole.
"I can't speak with those eyes!" -- Sue, as I stared at her.
6/12
Gina's house
Andrew: (signed) Red door.
Sara: Good. I'm glad all the deaf kids hiding in the bushes know what we just walked through.
6/13
Online
Lee: We'd have hot babies.
Andrew: If it worked that way.
6/14
Outside the Dojo
"Laura's a teenager. She's just been alive longer." -- Sara
6/15
(Third anniversary of The Quotebook)
The Bermatorium
"Sara, your table is staring at me." -- Jen Skirkanich, and in her defense, the table does have eyes.
Hoter: You're a sailing Blossom!
Suzanne: You're assailing Blossom? How could you?
6/16
IHOP
"We want to know what a Throg is and what exactly its neck looks like." -- Bryanna
6/21
Online
"Never get between a hungry snail and its spinach." -- Tompinator
6/24
1019 Madison
"'Do you want anything to drink?' 'STICKY!'" -- Alyssa, commenting on her difficulty distinguishing the signs for "no" and "sticky."
On Marshall Street
"Could you hold off on the funny until we get back in the car? I don't feel like bringing my bag in." -- Andrew, to Alyssa
Acropolis on Marshall Street
"I've always thought it would be fun to deep fry smurfs." -- Cricket
6/26
The Berman Estate
Skirky: Shreklar.
Andrew: What's that?
Skirky: It's a record label from the 20s ... no wait, FRECKLAR!
Andrew: Frecklar?
Skirky: No, Fecklar.
Andrew: Oh, Fecklar.
Skirky: No, Fenwick.
Andrew: Oh.
Skirky: Shreklar and Fenwick were hamsters of mine.
Online
"See how all the word associations are built upon hamsters and Jen's schizophrenia?" -- Skirky
"Chicago has windy whores." -- Andrew
6/27
Online
"'One More Way Syracuse University Screws Its Students' starring Christopher Walken as the evil head of administration." -- Adam
SOIL
"Syracuse Overcast? I Laugh!" -- Andrew
"Save Otto. Ingest Lemons." -- Andrew (Adam and I were making acronyms)
We don't know where
"What were you doing in Ohio with Lauren?" -- Lauren Bryde (Disuhan), and she was serious.
6/29
Lindsay's house in Maryland
"Well thank you, Lindsay, for exposing me to crabs." -- Andrew