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March
3/2
A practice room in Crouse
"I wish there were some cute boy who lived near me 'cause then I could drive him home and on the way we could fall in love!" -- Katie
S. Crouse Ave, on the way to McDonalds
"I need an academic advisor, not an academic bitch!" -- Andrew
Clarice, Cricket, and MariAnne's suite
"Nothing's more attractive than a calculator in your bra! I'm smart, yet sexy!" -- Clarice
"Do not eat the art goop." -- Cricket
3/3
Andrew's Room (in Flint)
"OCRs make life worth living." -- Andrew
3/4
Kimmel Food Court
Clarice: You live in Butt Fuck!
Cricket: I live far, far to the west of Butt Fuck!
Cricket: Bitch Friend!
Clarice: I'm gonna pee on you.
Cricket: Just a tinkle!
1019 Madison (Where Andrew's living next year!!!!!!)
"If I were a druid, I'd be horny." -- Betsy
Andrew's Room (in Flint)
"Use condoms, they're cheaper than kids." -- Gary
3/8
IST 346
"It is better to search the maze than to stay in a cheeseless situation." -- Film Strip that used cheese as a metaphor for prosperity
"Smell the cheese often so you know when it's getting old." -- Film Strip that used cheese as a metaphor for prosterity
The Music Office
"What's next, gum shaped like corn removers?" -- Anadara Farmer (First Quote)
3/9
HNR 210
"Do I make myself obscure?" -- Dr. West
"I'm distracted by myself." -- Dr. West
3/11
Sara's House
Erika: Are you supposed to sit on your coffee table?
Sara: Yes, it's in the instrucation manual. It says, "For best results, sit on."
"Drunken EVERYTHING!" -- Sara
Andrew: Does anyone else want something that involves hot water?
Jen Skirkanich: I want to have a baby.
"I'm sorry I screamed so much, but I really didn't know what else to say." -- Sara
3/13
King Kullen
"Do you think they have 'Thank you for not letting me die while I was drunk on my basement floor' cards?" -- Sara
Erika's web page
"I'm over it, you should be too!" -- Erika
Erika's House
"Damn you Assisi! Damn you and the church you rode in on!" -- Andrew and Sara playing stories.
"Damn you Assisi!" -- Erika, in response to being kicked offline while trying to access a St. Francis of Assisi web page.
3/14
Friday's
"'Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?' Neither, it's a frog!" -- Suzanne
Erika's House
"Minuet is engrossed by the wave simulator." -- Sara
3/16
Jekyll & Hyde's Club
"Cece, and Elise if you can hear me..." -- The Bat
"You should all be thankful to this sarcastic little gentleman." -- The werewolf
The LIRR
"Don't eat St. Francis, that's a sin!" -- Erika
"It went into my brain, and went into the Annette Bening section." -- Erika (you had to be there)
"Why Erika's dumb: an encyclopedia." -- Erika
3/17
Justin's house
"When he jumps out of a plane he says 'Meeeeeee!'" -- Justin Paluska, describing Geronimo (first quote)
"She's like the unknown Paluska, petrified!" -- Kathleen
3/19
Email
"A dash of boring may be just what I need, although it seems to have driven me further insane!" -- Kathleen
3/20
Eggers
"Texas isn't hell, but you can see hell from Texas." -- Kelly
3/22
Orange Opus
"It's a good luck nibble!"-- Katie
"And did I mention you're all going to DIE too?" -- Bob Lee
"Oh no! I've killed St. Francis of Assisi!" -- Betsy
Phone
"You're gonna have to work really hard next semester. Start now." -- Andrew's dad
Online
"If something says 'ZAP,' it's pretty much like saying 'Don't touch me!'" -- Andrew
3/24
Eggers Cafe
"They're so smart. What's keeping them from taking over the world?"-- Kelly's friend Nate
Andrew's Room in Flint
"You know that old guy who works at the library? That's Satan." -- Cricket
Cricket: If he walks by again, I'm gonna yell "poo."
Andrew: Do that.
Cricket: Poo!
Andrew: Was that him?
Cricket: No, I was practicing.
3/27
MHL 266
"From the zoo, Syracuse looks like a city." -- Jessica Kuhlman
"Silly Adam, tonality is for kids!" -- Jessica Kielb
3/28
Flint Hall staff meeting
"I don't have a girlfriend to beat!"-- Andrew Pappas, about relationship abuse week
3/29
Online
"Next time I'm doing laundry and drinking beer, I'll think of you."-- Disuhan
Andrew: There are no stupid people at Bucknell?
Gina: Well, they are a different class of stupid ... They're the anorexic sorority whore stupids.
Kimmel Food Court
"Cause I was just thinking it would be funny if it grew a bellybutton and just said 'I'm done.'" -- Alyssa
"I'm going out to eat with Alyssa, I'd better bring the quotebook." -- Andrew
"I had a purple rash yesterday, but I think it was just crayons." -- Andrew
3/30
The Music Office
Adam D: I'll make lambchops out of you!
Andrew: But I'm a goat.
3/31
MHL 266
"Is this going to be on the listening test?" -- Aaron, about John Cage's "Four Minutes and Thirty Three Seconds," a piece that consists of silence for that period of time
Eggers Cafe
"You're so nice, Andrew. Adam, on the other hand, is the Antichrist." -- Kelly
"Adam is the Bermuda Triangle of Morality." -- Kelly
Lawrinson Penthouse, Phi Sig lock-in
"They came to a crescendo in a rich, creamy orgasm of harmony." -- Brian Eden (first quote)
"Wanna see MY iota?" -- Nate
"Billy and I need a road between us." -- Cassy