March



3/2

A practice room in Crouse

"I wish there were some cute boy who lived near me 'cause then I could drive him home and on the way we could fall in love!" -- Katie


S. Crouse Ave, on the way to McDonalds

"I need an academic advisor, not an academic bitch!" -- Andrew


Clarice, Cricket, and MariAnne's suite

"Nothing's more attractive than a calculator in your bra! I'm smart, yet sexy!" -- Clarice
"Do not eat the art goop." -- Cricket

3/3

Andrew's Room (in Flint)

"OCRs make life worth living." -- Andrew

3/4

Kimmel Food Court

Clarice: You live in Butt Fuck!
Cricket: I live far, far to the west of Butt Fuck!

Cricket: Bitch Friend!
Clarice: I'm gonna pee on you.
Cricket: Just a tinkle!


1019 Madison (Where Andrew's living next year!!!!!!)

"If I were a druid, I'd be horny." -- Betsy


Andrew's Room (in Flint)

"Use condoms, they're cheaper than kids." -- Gary

3/8

IST 346

"It is better to search the maze than to stay in a cheeseless situation." -- Film Strip that used cheese as a metaphor for prosperity
"Smell the cheese often so you know when it's getting old." -- Film Strip that used cheese as a metaphor for prosterity

The Music Office

"What's next, gum shaped like corn removers?" -- Anadara Farmer (First Quote)

3/9

HNR 210

"Do I make myself obscure?" -- Dr. West
"I'm distracted by myself." -- Dr. West

3/11

Sara's House

Erika: Are you supposed to sit on your coffee table?
Sara: Yes, it's in the instrucation manual. It says, "For best results, sit on."

"Drunken EVERYTHING!" -- Sara

Andrew: Does anyone else want something that involves hot water?
Jen Skirkanich: I want to have a baby.

"I'm sorry I screamed so much, but I really didn't know what else to say." -- Sara

3/13

King Kullen

"Do you think they have 'Thank you for not letting me die while I was drunk on my basement floor' cards?" -- Sara


Erika's web page

"I'm over it, you should be too!" -- Erika


Erika's House

"Damn you Assisi! Damn you and the church you rode in on!" -- Andrew and Sara playing stories.
"Damn you Assisi!" -- Erika, in response to being kicked offline while trying to access a St. Francis of Assisi web page.

3/14

Friday's

"'Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?' Neither, it's a frog!" -- Suzanne


Erika's House

"Minuet is engrossed by the wave simulator." -- Sara

3/16

Jekyll & Hyde's Club

"Cece, and Elise if you can hear me..." -- The Bat
"You should all be thankful to this sarcastic little gentleman." -- The werewolf


The LIRR

"Don't eat St. Francis, that's a sin!" -- Erika
"It went into my brain, and went into the Annette Bening section." -- Erika (you had to be there)
"Why Erika's dumb: an encyclopedia." -- Erika

3/17

Justin's house

"When he jumps out of a plane he says 'Meeeeeee!'" -- Justin Paluska, describing Geronimo (first quote)
"She's like the unknown Paluska, petrified!" -- Kathleen

3/19

Email

"A dash of boring may be just what I need, although it seems to have driven me further insane!" -- Kathleen

3/20

Eggers

"Texas isn't hell, but you can see hell from Texas." -- Kelly

3/22

Orange Opus

"It's a good luck nibble!"-- Katie
"And did I mention you're all going to DIE too?" -- Bob Lee
"Oh no! I've killed St. Francis of Assisi!" -- Betsy


Phone

"You're gonna have to work really hard next semester. Start now." -- Andrew's dad


Online

"If something says 'ZAP,' it's pretty much like saying 'Don't touch me!'" -- Andrew

3/24

Eggers Cafe

"They're so smart. What's keeping them from taking over the world?"-- Kelly's friend Nate


Andrew's Room in Flint

"You know that old guy who works at the library? That's Satan." -- Cricket

Cricket: If he walks by again, I'm gonna yell "poo."
Andrew: Do that.
Cricket: Poo!
Andrew: Was that him?
Cricket: No, I was practicing.

3/27

MHL 266

"From the zoo, Syracuse looks like a city." -- Jessica Kuhlman
"Silly Adam, tonality is for kids!" -- Jessica Kielb

3/28

Flint Hall staff meeting

"I don't have a girlfriend to beat!"-- Andrew Pappas, about relationship abuse week

3/29

Online

"Next time I'm doing laundry and drinking beer, I'll think of you."-- Disuhan

Andrew: There are no stupid people at Bucknell?
Gina: Well, they are a different class of stupid ... They're the anorexic sorority whore stupids.


Kimmel Food Court

"Cause I was just thinking it would be funny if it grew a bellybutton and just said 'I'm done.'" -- Alyssa
"I'm going out to eat with Alyssa, I'd better bring the quotebook." -- Andrew
"I had a purple rash yesterday, but I think it was just crayons." -- Andrew

3/30

The Music Office

Adam D: I'll make lambchops out of you!
Andrew: But I'm a goat.

3/31

MHL 266

"Is this going to be on the listening test?" -- Aaron, about John Cage's "Four Minutes and Thirty Three Seconds," a piece that consists of silence for that period of time


Eggers Cafe

"You're so nice, Andrew. Adam, on the other hand, is the Antichrist." -- Kelly
"Adam is the Bermuda Triangle of Morality." -- Kelly


Lawrinson Penthouse, Phi Sig lock-in

"They came to a crescendo in a rich, creamy orgasm of harmony." -- Brian Eden (first quote)
"Wanna see MY iota?" -- Nate
"Billy and I need a road between us." -- Cassy