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November '00
Quote of the Month!
Ben: The way I know I'm home is there's diet soda in the fridge.
Matt: The fact that you're home doesn't tip you off?
11/1
Crouse
"Don't throw matches at me, now or ever. Thank you. Appreciate it." -- Kelly
"I would actually probably freak out if I saw tenor clef in my music." -- Jessica Kuhlman, in Orchestration
Panda West
"'Your present plans are going to succeed.' That's when I decided to continue forward with the whole taking over the world thing." -- Kelly, reflecting on a fortune cookie fortune.
Dinner at the happiest place on earth (Our House)
"My parents would have a cow. They would have a cow that shit bricks ... and spit wooden nickels! They would have a pagoda, in which there would be a cow that shit bricks and spit wooden nickels!" -- Mike, about ... who knows, it's just funny.
"Whenever he said it, I would throw something at him. Not anything hard, mind you. Like a sock. But I would throw something at him and be like, 'Don't use that word with me! I know what it means!'" -- Kelly, about the word 'indeed'
11/2
Hendricks Chapel, Handbells rehearsal
"If you do liturgical dance during the service, I will liturgically throw you out!" -- Trista McGlamery (first quote!)
online
"My apologies. I was not informed that Kathleen may have already informed you about the information about which we were informed, as I was not informed that she was informed, and I was only informed less than an hour ago." -- Jared
11/3
In Club Windstar, somewhere between Syracuse and Long Island
"Would you like some Parsippany on your Whippany potato?" -- Jennie, enjoying the names of New Jersey cities.
"Your blehs are his mmmms." -- Sara
Sara: She had four concussions.
Jennie: How did she do that?
Andrew: boom boom boom boom.
11/4
Sheraton, Jujutsu America
"What part of kaPUNG do you not understand?" -- Sara, baffled at the disappearance of my pressure point.
The Diner
"There are two things that come in crocks. One of them is onion soup." -- Sara
"You're really not experiencing Greek Life unless you have your feet over your head and they're shaking money out of your pockets." -- Matt
11/5
The Fox Hollow, Alli and Paul's wedding
"It's not a Jewish thing! I'm not doing it!" -- Alli
"Yeah. Wait til you get drunk and we'll see how sober you are." -- Piya
11/6
Phone
"I think that's a good enough excuse to skip class. I was trying to keep Bush from becoming president. I can't think of a nobler goal, can you?" -- Lisa
The Happiest Place on Earth
"Speaking of brides and Metallica ..." -- Andrew
"There's a splinter in my boob, can you help me find it?" -- Andrew
"There's too much reproduction going on in this house." -- Betsy
Andrew: My face was wet with love.
Mike: I was just looking for a splinter and all of a sudden...
11/7
Crouse
"I threw it on the floor in a fit of Moorish girlyness." -- Kelly
"From which ass am I going to pull this C?" -- Kelly
"Out damn spot! Out!" -- Barb, to me
online, Election Day quotes et. al.
"Calgary, here I come!" -- Bekah
Andrew: The smart people will take away his power.
Matt: G-d I hope so, and any sharp objects.
"Florida is the dick of the United States!" -- Andrew
"Well, as a kisser of men I'll tell you that I have no major complaints." -- Kelly, about something other than the election.
11/8
The Music Office
"Obviously George W Bush even running has made this country stupider already." -- Dana Wise (first quote) about the Florida recounts.
The Pita Pit
"If G-d came to the Earth in the form of a food, mmmmmm, oh yeah..." -- Sara, about the Souvlaki Pita
The House in Which we Live
"I am confection. Eat me!!" -- Mike writes this on the box of donuts he gets from his church
Online
"I am definitely not what I rape, or else I'd be a combo of George Forman and Hoter." -- Tompy
"I just love breasts, as I'm sure you do." -- Erika
11/10
The aforementioned house
"We'd like to file a missing dorm report." -- Mike Guiou (first quote)
"Vivien Vivien Vivien Vivien Vivien ... Smith! Vivien Brown! ..." -- Andrew, trying to come up with the name Vivien Leigh during Celebrities
11/11
yep.
"It probably says something like 'Stupid Americans, they'll buy anything.'" -- Kelly, about my bracelet with Oriental characters on it.
"Sometimes I forget where my rear end is." -- Betsy
11/12
In Club Windstar, on Erie Boulevard
"If two men get married, how does that affect your life? You know what? Two men are fucking right now, two women are fucking right now, and there's nothing you can do to stop it!" -- Miriam, right on!!!
11/14
online
"So I spoke to :P tonight. She was really mad at :( for telling :| how to go about things." -- Dan Bennett (first quote)
"And does the rest of your body follow suit?" -- Sara Cox, referring to the "Andrew's gay arm" chalking on the quad.
Sara Cox: Yuck, this feels really cold and clammy.
Lauren Maynes: So does your body ... after I kill you.
11/15
Crouse
Katie: ... the Mall of America.
Andrew: In Minnesota.
Katie: No ... the one in ... Panama.
"I miss Dr. Long. He would come to the most random things. Like, underwater oboe, and he'd be there!" -- Lisa
My HOUSE! My HOUSE!
"Twenty! Twenty Twenty Twenty Twenty..." -- Andrew's clue for Barbara Walters during the one word round of Celebrities.
11/16
email
"Deck the halls with personalized golf balls!" -- iprint.com
The home of Andrew, Betsy, Mike, and Trish
"You can call it a pink fluffyness of ravens." -- Sara's alternative to calling a group of ravens an "unkindness" for Trish who likes ravens.
11/17
Crouse
"It's good to be a muse." -- Jessica Kuhlman
The Olive Garden
"It's good to eat out. You don't have to carry anything to a conveyor belt." -- Hope Bagley (first quote)
Nick's House, the Omicron Induction Party
"Look! She's got the whole tripod!" -- Miriam, about Bondsy who had three different drinks. Phi Sig thing.
"If you talk to the Doritos bag, it talks back!" -- Miriam
11/18
Lisa's House, playing True Colors and Scrabble
"So much subtraction goes on in this house." -- Lisa, whose clocks don't agree.
"If you're a vegan, you're dumb." -- Lisa (Disclaimer: the quotes in this site don't necessary reflect the beliefs of the quoter)
"G-d damn you just go to fuckin' Oz!" -- Lisa doing Adam doing the Cowardly Lion (that's not as sick as it sounds)
Lisa: I need more Adams.
Adam: Go ahead, I'm available.
Adam: My grr is longer than yours.
Lisa: I should hope so!
"You're a chip off the old butt." -- Mike, to Adam, who was able to spell "butchip"
"Hexy: when sexy just won't do." -- Adam
"Bitchup: when ketchup just won't do." -- Adam, seeking desperately for a word to play.
"You can spell bitchflorist!" -- Andrew, and Adam could have.
11/19
Fun with Stupid Penguin, at the House of Penchant
"It's all about my boobs." -- Betsy
Betsy: Get me out of this crazy house! First the billiard balls, then the oranges, and now Mike's foot!
Mike: And the zebra!
Betsy: And the boob!
"I like to put turtles on women's breasts." -- Andrew
"The turtle and the boobs. The turtle and the boobs. Hi ho the derry-o, the turtle and the boobs." -- Betsy
"Bite the ferret!" -- Trish, endearingly
11/20
Crouse
"It's a good thing they're living together so they'll leave the rest of us alone." -- Kelly, about us.
Eggers
"That was mean! It was like show me the puppy and then take the puppy away!" -- Kelly
Fun with turtles and homosexuality at Our House
Andrew: The turtle would jump at the chance to pee on Trish.
Kevin: Wouldn't you?
"The man clef." -- what Betsy calls the bass clef.
Betsy: I get along better with guys than with girls.
Kevin: You're a lesbian, just admit it.
Kevin: Sara's the gay man of our house.
Trish: Okay, so what are you?
11/21
Going insane in Club Windstar
"Auburn's only alternative: WIN89 FM." -- WIN 89 FM
"Pennsylvania welcomes you and your mother." -- Sara
A McDonalds, NOT in Clarks Summit! but close
"Why do you always put your turtle amongst round objects?" -- Sara, referring to the oranges and the billiard balls, and I suppose the boobs.
"Hi Kevin. Nice to meet you.... He says nice to meet me back. He's so nice. I like him." -- Miriam, looking at a picture of Kevin.
More insanity in Club Windstar
Matt: Can I call my parents not yet?
Sara: You can call them whatever you like!
"There's no music in Club Windstar." -- Sara
Miriam's house, West Orange, NJ
"I do enjoy the fungi." -- Miriam
11/22
Ben and Matt go head to head at Ruby Tuesdays
Ben: The way I know I'm home is there's diet soda in the fridge.
Matt: The fact that you're home doesn't tip you off?
Ben: Auburn? You wouldn't be passing through Auburn if--
Matt: No more directions! Dzzizit!
"This is another conversation about directions, isn't it? Dzzizit!" -- Matt, to Ben of course
Club Windstar, in its natural habitat (Commack)
"Rapity purple." -- Hoter. I don't know why, and I'll be surprised if she does.
11/23
Thanksgiving at the Berman household
"Why are you offended? You're not a ferret!" -- Reyna Berman, alleging that ferrets "stink"
Aunt Stephie: ...Pier One.
Doug: It's how steak is done.
11/25
Kathleen's house
"I want to take pictures of biting and smiling." -- Kathleen
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! In that loud way." -- Kathleen
Two more reasons why Andrew is a freak of nature
4. He doesn't like back massages.
5. He doesn't like raw cookie dough.
11/26
Club Windstar, somewhere between New Jersey and Syracuse
"I'll go home and look at my calendar, and you can go home and ... have a good think." -- Sara
11/28
Online
"And now here I am sitting in a puddle of sarcasm, trouble, and icky self-fulfilling prophecy." -- Andrew
11/29
The music office
Andrew: That's what we need, a cute and doofy president!
Dana: Well, we have a doofy one, now we just need a cute one.
Crouse, the Prism Concert
"You get the smack after the show!" -- Katie
"And it floats on my chest always." -- Katie, poetically
"I didn't feel the need to nibble you because I just didn't care." -- Andrew
Andrew: She washes her tits.
Jessica Kuhlman: Of course I do, they're dirty!
Andrew: Jessica "Dirty Tits" Kuhlman
11/30
The Crouse Lounge
"I don't need a broadsword. I'm still an ass-kicking wench." -- the Lady Beatrice Guiling (Kelly)
"Ask him about venisson. Say, 'I'm very interested in hunting and deer.'" -- Jaclyn Shea, on how to stall a horn lesson with Mr. Lawlis
"You should go to Eggers 'cause you belong there nyeeeeuh!" -- Kelly, to Adam (JD)
"That is the least confused I've ever seen you look!" -- Mike, to Adam (JD)
"I left my heart in San Francisco, and my ass in Scranton." -- Mike, inspired by Kelly, Adam (JD), and Andrew
Andrew: We'll have to curb our usage of the word.
Adam: I won't!
Kelly: Adam will when he's black and blue and crying like school girl who lost her lunch pail!
(Once again we are talking about the word "indeed")
Hendricks Chapel, handbells rehearsal
"Frankly, being in pain is not so great." -- Trista.
Online
"Isn't it nice that we're both getting action? And it's not ever with each other! I think that's a first." -- Sara, and yes, yes it is (TMI!)