circa11/1 - Fabric Bonanza

"How did I end up with cow fabric?  Dragons eat cows!" -- Matt (cited by Sara)

11/2 - Rachel and Manisha's Room

"He lives for his joystick." -- MAnisha (about Don)

11/4 -- Cricket's Birthday Party, Online, Andrew's Room, Mark's Room

"If you pee on me, it'll slide right off, but don't pee on me." -- Clarice
"We got a letter that says you're flunking out, HAH!" -- Maryjane Uttech (Cricket's Mpm)
"The Jewish population in Marathon has increased 50% in the past year.  They had a baby!" -- Andrew

"I'm in double fleece!  It's like having two sheep attached to me!" -- Kathleen

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He gave good, sound advice in a bastion-like atmosphere." -- Manisha

11/6 - Cricket's room, the Music Office, Andrew's Room

"They were both half off, but I would have saved even more money if I hadn't bought them at all!" -- Alyssa

"Oh no!  It's another pony!" -- Mike Errickson (in a British accent, ripping off on Priyantha's schtick)
"How would I do this if I were misguided and Chinese?" -- Jen Mesmer
Jill Lentchner: We can't have the moment of silence without Barb!  She has to be here so she can say something profound!
Betsy McCarter: How could she say something during a moment of silence?

Andrew: I'm a two-headed monster!
Alyssa: No you're not, you're an idiot with a pumpkin on your shoulder.
"BORAD! BORAD! BORAD!" -- Alyssa (online with Matt)

11/7 -- Graham dining, Carousel Mall

"They concentrate too much on the breakfast part of brunch.  Hello!  There's still an 'unch' in there!" -- Sarah

"Rape is only a bathroom away." -- Mateo
"Maybe latex doesn't taste good." -- Kathy

11/8 - J Crew Factory Outlet

"She wants to be fat, let her be fat." -- Kaitlin Joerger

11/9 - Andrew's Room

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"The word is Jeffnocentric." -- Matt Eckel

11/10 - Writing 109, Andrew's Room

"It was bizarre . . . even by lesbian standards." -- Jankie

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11/12 - Writing 109, Graham, Andrew's Room

Manisha: You never said mazel tov to me.
Rachel: You never did anything mazel tov-worthy.

"Swing that bat again, sir." -- Mateo

"Jeff, can you make Xiao say something stupid, or are you busy?" -- Andrew
"Yes, I'm talking in a British accent.  You're an asshole!" -- Cricket

11/15 - On the phone with Sue, Cricket's Room

"My children were exposed to shit!" -- Sue

"My Fred is Martin." -- Cricket, online

11/16 - The music office

"It's probably time we noticed that pork cannot take the place of anything but pork." -- Betsy

11/17 - Guess who we're talking about, Day 5

"Rachel's all about your envelope, she wants to lick and seal your envelope!" --
Manisha

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11/18 - Brockway

"I'm so angry I could spit!" -- Jessica Kielb

11/19 -- Writing 109, the Day 5 lounge

"There's a big showdown in the fireworks factory." -- Jankie
"Mark and his five spiky penises." -- Andrew

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11/20 - The hall

"You're not invited cause you have a penis!" -- Clarice

11/21 -- Cricket's Room and elsewhere

"It'll be worth a lot of money someday when I'm the artist formerly known as
starving." -- Cricket
"My paper's a piece of shit, you can wipe your ass with it and it's a piece of shit . . . it's toilet paper." -- Sarah

11/22 - Online with Sara

"Calc teachers: available in cinnoman and bastard flavor." -- Andrew

11/23 - Music History, Clarice & Kaitlin's room, Andrew's room, the Laundry room

"Excuse me while I expire before you." -- Dr. Waggoner
"I'm all about the Haec Dies!" -- Dr. Waggoner's Shirt

"What is she doing, making a sukkah?" -- Andrew (to Clarice, who knew not what a sukkah was)

"Fine, you don't get your pants back." -- Andrew
"Hot pants!" -- Alyssa

"Are you my mother?" -- Hypothetical Cow (Cricket and I get a little giddy when
doing Logic homework, that's the only explanation I can offer)

11/24 - Beth & Cricket's Room

"He's a bass, he must have a big dick!" -- Beth & Cricket

11/25 - Baja Grill, Erika's House, Borders, Diner

"How about a potato sunrise?" -- Andrew
"[The full-of-herself gene] is connected on the double helix with the bitch gene." -- Sue
Sue: Into the pit they go!
Andrew: The pit of the black below!
Andrew: Don't blame it on me.
Sue: Blame it on the bassanova
Andrew: Pinko?
Sue: Pinko (the "pinko"s are not related to the derrogatory term for Communists)

"They suck, for a dollar." -- Stephanie

"Pornography is in no way harmful to your liver!" -- Andrew

"I'll see your mall, and raise you a stadium!" -- Sara

11/26 - Andrew's House

"Artificial Intelligence, I know some people like that." -- Yetta Berman (Andrew's grandmother

11/27 - Sara's House, Wendy's, Adam's House

Adam: With a name like Chastity-
Andrew: It has to be good.
Adam: How do you know?
Lauren: Because I'm a genius!
Ben: And you were insulting my music.
Jeff Bank: Well, Debbie Gibson . . .
"They talk funny, did you notice that?" -- Nancy Rosehill (Sara's mom)
"Because we were eating it.  The lasagna, not the quotebook." -- Sara

Andrew: Bglow
Kathleen: No . . . . . . . just kidding slieth!

"Skankathleen Luskankachinskanki sbitcheaskanks skankluskankachi!" -- Kathleen (Kathleen speaks klukachi, before it was called bglowslieth.)
"Bitchumbitchskankin!" -- Andrew (pumpkin)
"I'm . . . stating . . . the . . . obvious . . . and  . . . it . . . doesn't . . . sound . . . funny!" -- Kathleen
"Sara is a sskankanskanky ho!" -- Andrew
"She's just one big fat bglowslieth, isn't she?" -- Andrew

11/28 - Suzanne's House

"I don't believe that everyone really loves Raymond.  I think it's just a farce." -- Suzanne
"Quick!  It's an emergency!  Milk the cow!  We're all gonna die!" -- Sue
"Not on MY kneecap!" -- Sue

11/30 - Online with Gary, and not

"The surgeon general of the US is a skankbitch!" -- Gary Cheung

"I'm a corporate tool!" -- Alyssa