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September '02
Quote of the Month
Andrew: Six in French is six, right?
Sara: Yes.
Andrew: How do you spell menage?
Sara: I don't even want to KNOW what this is about
9/2
Comment box for the August Quotevote
"Being able to read this Quotebook improves my quality of life!" -- Laura Rebecca
9/3
Online
Kathleen: I've lost it.
Andrew: Find it! Maybe it's in Boston.
Kathleen: No, it's never in Boston.
9/4
Online
Andrew: Six in French is six, right?
Sara: Yes.
Andrew: How do you spell menage?
Sara: I don't even want to KNOW what this is about.
"Doesn't that just sound like smart?" -- Sara, about Dan's new Yale email address.
9/5
Online
"I thought I could just start to push the limits of illegal parking ... I thought I'd try just parking IN my building's lobby." -- Cricket
Cricket: Wouldn't Kafka be a great name for a kid?
Andrew: "Kafka! Put that down!"
9/7
Aunt Stephie & Uncle Ron's
Dad: Your refridgerator sings happy birthday?
Aunt Stephie: Doesn't yours?
"It was one of the features. We could either get the ice maker or the happy birthday." -- Aunt Stephie.
9/8
My Room
"I wish I was Quotebook the Third!" -- Andrew, quoted by Kathleen.
"Policemen are so hot lately! I'm like 'Arrest meeeee!'" -- Kathleen
9/9
The radio
"Very impressive, young man! I think I'll buy YOU." -- New Jersey Lotto commercial
"Do you like paintball? Do you like frizbee? Are you hungry? Is your name Liz?" -- Beta Nu rush flyer
Liz Jones: Who invades New Jersey anyways?
Andrew: Who would want to? You can't even turn left there! Think how inconvenient it would be to invade it!
Liz Jones: Well, clearly this just demonstrates how dumb the Nazis were!
(discussing Liz's dream)
9/14
Holly, Shohei, Jaime, and other people's apartment
Quote removed. Inquire within.
"If you need me, ... I'll be sleeping." -- Holly
9/15
Phi Sig car wash in the Walmart parking lot
"It is mail from she who I am named after." -- Holly, on receiving mail from Sarah Bender.
Panda West: Chicken AMAZING
"The next day was completely anticlimactic. My phone worked and Emily was alive and that's it." -- Mary, recounting her weekend.
Their apartment
"Shohei is G-d." -- Holly
My Altima
"You drive a car?" -- Shohei, baffled at the lack of minivan.
"That's inexplicable!" -- Shohei, imitating Sylvester (or Daffy Duck?)
"My face fell off!" -- Annabel. Don't worry, she's fine.
9/16
Friendly's
"I am a package. I do not move, nor do I talk." -- Holly, on the prospect of mailing oneself as an alternative to other more expensive modes of transportation.
"When you eat pineapples, do you get a tingly feeling? I thought it was just a pineapple thing." -- Shohei, who recently discovered that he's allergic to pineapple.
The Quad, chalking for Phi Sig rush
"You're in your father's eye!" -- Shohei, omitting "A twinkle" and thus creating a new insult for young people.
Holly: You have to run for president.
Andrew: And lose.
Holly: That's all.
Annabel: ... What does that mean?!
Their apartment
"Okay. Matches that run away of their own free will: inconvenient." -- Holly, looking for matches.
9/18
Christopher's
Hoter: Let's talk about ANDREW.
Kathleen: Oh, Andrew is SO bla bla blah.
9/20
In the woods at Crab Meadow Beach
"Which scary way should we go?" -- Kathleen
9/23
Commack Bowl (It's still Bruno's Bowl to me)
"Sluicey in the sluice with muuuud." -- Kathleen, setting her new name to music
"There's something very Bob Ross about bowling." -- Kathleen
9/25
Borders Cafe
"Steam me up." -- Hoter, asking for her usual.
Kathleen: If you put a shot of coffee in that, that would make it ...
Andrew: Overflow.
(Kathleen expected me to say "a latte")
9/26
Deaf Culture class, SCCC
"Commack's like this big amoeba." -- Catherine (I'm not sure if that's how she spells it)
9/27
A letter from Cricket
"Is it just me or is Buffalo a really silly name for a city? I don't know how the mayor takes himself seriously." -- Cricket
9/29
Online
Jeremiah: What's a lockup?
Andrew: That's where we chain any unsuspecting ICR brothers to the wall.
Jeremiah: Eep! Oh wait. Will someone have their way with me?
Andrew: If you're lucky.
Jeremiah: Sweet! Justy so long as it's not Shohei.
(Jeremiah was still angry at Shohei for getting them lost on the way to Darien Lake)
"You mean minor initiate social elephant crap or whatever the hell it stands for." -- Lindsay, correcting Jeremiah's usage of the word "lockup."
Crystal: As a Floridian Catholic girl, I am kind of sort of feeling that there is a huge difference between where he grew up and where I did.
Andrew: Well, Long Island is a weird place, but I'm sure no weirder than Florida.
Lindsay: I'm going to hit the sack, as they say.
Andrew: Who says such things?
Lindsay: The knomes.
Kathleen: I want a pastrami sandwich on FUCKING rye.
Andrew: That's illegal in some states.
"Ya know ... the whole being born thing?" -- Kathleen's lead in to a discussion on racism.
"I want to call someone 'toots.' And go 'Listen, toots ... blah blah blah.'" -- Kathleen