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- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy
liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the
doors?
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If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a
height, what would happen?
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If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn
on the headlights?
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You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the
package says, "Open somewhere else"?
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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
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You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why
can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn
down the volume on the radio?
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If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects
in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?
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Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
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If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
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Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
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Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
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Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
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If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
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Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
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Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
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Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
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Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
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Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
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If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
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Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
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How can someone "draw a blank"?
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Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
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Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
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Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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What is another word for "thesaurus"?
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When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
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If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10
miles away?
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Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
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Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?
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Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
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Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
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Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
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Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving?
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Does a fish get cramps after eating?
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Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
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Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
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Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
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What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
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