For those of you that would like to know what I look like here is my favorite picture of myself at Deep River Waterpark This picture was taken in August of 1996 by a lifeguard named Shannon. I am in a green tube in the Lazy River. As you can see only green tubes and yellow tubes are allowed in the Lazy River. The Lazy River is a very relaxing ride. There are 3 places that you may enter and exit. 2 of them have stairs. The other way to get in is through the family pool. On average it takes 10 minutes to go completely around the Lazy River. Longer on crowded days and not as long on less crowded days. Somedays I have had the lazy river all to myself. My record for number of times around it is 11 times in a row set August 9, 1997. It is the most relaxing of all rides. Just remember to always stay in a tube and don't stack the tubes.