Oysterland Game Warden
Protecting the public while entertaining the visitor
Sir Angus McWhitley - Oysterland Game Warden
Welcome to the Game Warden page of Oysterland Inc. Here you can find information about our protective measures and our excellent safety record. In fact, we have only had one incident (which we can legally prove in court that it wasn't our fault) at the park in over five years of operation and no one has ever been seriously hurt while attending our park and viewing our animals.
In fact we guarantee your safety and comfort at Oysterland Theme Park and Aquarium. Have one problem with our animals and we'll send you over to our excellent security staff who will solve your problems with full force...um I mean lighting fast efficency. We also depend on your feedback on our services to ensure further improvements.
Sir Angus is one of the world's foremost experts on animals and ensuring that their comfort and your safety come first. His amazing biography is found at this link. Our staff also well trained and follows ancient Scottish traditions to ensure prepardedness and strength. They can be seen riding and marching through out the park, patrolling for dangerous situations.
The Scottish Guard is the pride of Oysterland Security and a vital contributor to our services. These well trained, able bodied, and purely Scottish guards insure your safety and the wildlife's safety. They are friendly, amiable, and only occasionaly intoxicated. Talk to them and see if you can understand their romantic language. It will be an experience well remembered by all who come.
To comment about our services, please direct your e-mail to oysterlandceo@yahoo.com. Walt Oyster himself will answer your questions and respond to your concerns.
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Last updated April 26th, 1999