Quotes...there are just so many of them. Oh look! Here comes one now!
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman...Miss Lewinsky" -President Bill Clinton
"I am not a crook" -Ex President Nixon
"It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man!" -Numerous People
"No sir, I did not touch the farm animals" -Anonymous
"I enjoy ham" -John
"Be yourself quiet" -Peter
"Scully, where's Mulder?" -Numerous People
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else!" -Chip
"Indecision may or may not be my problem" -Chip
"Don't make me slap you!" -Anonymous
"Pika-Pikachu!" -Pikachu
"If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit" -Johnny Cochran
"Jeff, put your pants back on!" -Everybody
"he he" -Hobbes, Tifa, Me
"The Is ain't hardly no swamp cookie!" -Donald Shimoda
"Chip, you're like the brain from Pinky And The Brain!" -Preps
"i like applesauce" -Tifa
"Please don't turn me into a newt!" -Neal Number 2
"No s*** sherlock!" -"Big" Seth
"Player almost dodged Mr.Dimmick's rocket" -Quake II
"carefully" -Eric Albreght
"doh!" -Homer Simpson
"Ooooh...that's nappy!" -Peter
"This has nothing to do with the Japanese Mafia!" -Jeff
"Vengeance is mine! Muahahaha!" -The Vengeful Blood Claw
"It's Your Birthday!" -Garret "Evil Clown Guy" Hubing
"Look out sir! Arrgh!" -A Heroic Space Marine
"Go Michigan!" -Neil Number 1
"Damn! He's wearing a Michigan shirt again!" -Doug M.
"Wark!" -Chocobos
"Jacked up and ready to go!" -Terran Marines
"lag" -Approximately 250 Million Lamerz
"CHHHIIINNNNOOOO!!!!!" -Javier Vazquez
"You Can Do It!!!" -Jeff F.
"I'm a motorcycle!" -Grant
"8 bunnies plus 2 bunnies equals 10 bunnies! Yay!!!" -Bunny Boy
"No matter what I do, there's always going to be an eskimo in the way" -John
"Stupid is as stupid does" -Forrest Gump
"Boo Ga Da Boo!" -Matt "Drew" Bledsoe
"Ohmygod! It's a walrus with a rocket launcher, and he's attacking Col.Sanders and eating all his chicken!" -Bill Dimmick
"Hands Solo walks up to...*CENSORED* -Mr.Erffmeyer
"Be careful what you wish for...or you'll be in a state of false hope" -Anonymous
"I want Sosa to win" -Chip
"I don't have a nifty quote! Dammit!" -Garret Hubing
"I love you Spartacus!" -Anonymous
"Crap it! You fruity mug! You muggy fruit!" -Gary and Alan
"Please, Make me beat your ass" -Mike "Insano"
"If women are favored more in society...then I must be awake" -Old Wise Man
"The Great Prophet Jacob once said: Ah Women" -The Great Prophet Jacob
"I swear I will find the killer and bring him to justice! *Chuckle Chuckle*" -O.J. Simpson
"And I see your Schwartz™ is as big as mine..." -Dark Helmet
"Running is not a punishment, now because you were talking, go run 20 laps!" -Mr.Sheridan
"Frodo, What's 14+1?" -Everybody On The Palace
"Always remember, you're unique, just like everyone else" -Self Esteem Experts
"If voting could really change things, it would be illegal" -Anonymous
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools" -Anonymous
"So you're a feminist...isn't that cute!" -Anonymous
"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them" -Anonymous
"Must...have...gum...that...turns...mouth...purple..." -Tifa
"man..." -Kevin
"sit on it" -Anonymous
"Now that's what I call a sticky situation!" -Anonymous
"I will kill Uncle Wilse!" -Grant Man
"WATCH OUT JOHNNY! PULL UP LEFT FLANK! CHARLIE IS IN THE TREES! JOHNNY, I SAID LEFT FLANK! OH NO, WATCH OUT FOR THE MORTARS! JOOOOOOHHHNNNNNNNYYYYYY!!!! Pull back to the river guys, we just lost Little Johnny. I repeat, pull back men. Call in some air support to get us outta here." -Spooky during a flashback of Vietnam
"fun fun silly willy!" -Pinky
"That was a Low Blow!" -Anonymous
"Moooooooooooo" -Chip
"Hey......Those are my sunglasses!" -Katherine
"Oh look! A soccer player!" -Anonymous
"That's cute!" -Katherine
"That was a Stone Cold Leslie Low Blow!" -Anonymous
"Big Antonio!" -Anonymous
"British blunder rhymes with thunder!" -Anonymous
"yo!" -Katherine
"Now that is a nice @$$. Wait isn't that Ryan next to...Holy S***! That's Katherine!" -Anonymous
"wow" -Tifa
"We todd did, we todd did, I am sofa king, we todd did!" -Tifa
"Eh?" -Everybody
"Everybody Hirsch now! Hirsch! Hirsch! Hirsch! Hirsch! Hirsch!" -Everybody
"Shut up Nathan!" -Everybody
"you are beautiful" -Alfredo
"This cat's got claws baby! RRRRRAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHH!!!" -Grant Man
"Chloryphyll, more like Boryphyll!" -Billy Madison
"Stop looking at me swan!" -Billy Madison
"Sexual Harassment is not fun, in fact, it's illegal!" -Anonymous
"GIVE ME YOUR SOAL!" -Maria
"I'm gonna get medieval on your buttocks!" -Warzone Wrestlers
"Hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut!" -Rainbow Six Operatives
"You're good...but I'm better!" -Star Wolf
"What the heck?" -Star Wolf
"Annoying bird! I am The Great Leon!" -Leon
"I am REPAIR MAN MAn Man man man man man!" -Repair Man
"*Pss pss* Chip *pss* Mikiko *pss pss* Condom *pss pss* NOT USED!" -Everybody
"Damnit...I killed the frog." -Anonymous
"Damnit...I nuked the gerbil." -Anonymous
"It's Crazy!" -That Weird Clown Guy
"Re-Jection!" -Everyone
"I'm Dead Sexy!!" -Fat Bastard
"Get In My Belly!!! -Fat Bastard
"Why make trillions, when we can make...billions. -Dr. Evil
"In Bed!" -Anonymous
"Sponge Bob Square Pants he's real cool! His head, mops up!" -Sponge Bob Square Pants
"You have fought well giant oyster! But now I shall vanquish you!" -Anonymous
"Jubilation!" -Grantski