Over the years, as unlikely as it may be, I've learned quite a few things in school. All of which have led up to my current slump in school spirit. Normally I wouldn't share anything I learn with anyone else, but I'm making an exception here. And now the moment no one's been waiting for, School has taught me...
...If you suspect someone in your class won't understand the homework, don't bother doing it because the teacher won't count it.
...Don't put a bookmark to your website on a school computer or you'll get hanged for having independent thoughts.
...Never sit next to any of your friends when choosing groups...the teacher will choose for you.
...Not to pee on the electric fence.
...All weathermen/meteorologists are really evil aliens in disguise that fool kids into thinking there will be snow the next day when there won't be.
..."I'm running for student council" really means "I'm entering a beauty/popularity contest and won't do anything but twiddle my thumbs when I'm elected."
...Go ahead and talk when someone else already is because the whole class is going to get punished anyway.
...You shouldn't feel bad if you've never been a student of the month because it's just a morale booster for people with no self-esteem.
...Don't bother getting answers right on your homework unless it's an accuracy grade.
...Helping other people can only hurt you in the long run.
...What's on the outside counts more than what's on the inside.
...It's not really a shirt unless it says "Abercrombie" and/or "Fitch" on it.
...Opposites attract. All the best girls get taken by the biggest ***holes. Of course there are always exceptions.
...Absolutely nothing.