More Ponderables And Deep Thoughts
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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
I am in shape. Round is a shape.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you? But when you take him in the car, he sticks his head out the window.
I have six locks on my door. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are ok, then it's you.
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
Future historians will be able to study at the Gerald Ford Library, the Jimmy Carter Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
Future historians will be able to study at the Gerald Ford Library, the Jimmy Carter Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
