1st Semester Memories
(as compiled by Sally, Laura, Karen, etc.)
WOBS?
Ultimate Frisbee
Basketball, Raquetball
Getting "fat!" from water
Putt-putt
Trip to Yellow Springs
Bowling in "the bad part of town"
Getting our pictures done at Meijer
STDs (Crustaineum?)
Squirels ("Chika! Chika!")
Computer Screens ("Oh, the creative genius!")
The Hindi Movie ("If this were American, he'd have taken advantage of her by now!")
Sleepover in the Lounge
Ping Pong and the tournament
New Student Days and Playfair (HA HA)
Murder Mystery game
The Kitty (Dustbunny!)
"Freezing the Roof!" (Karen-style)
Sky Diving and Scuba Diving
Jazz trombonist
COSI
Church at Weaver Chapel
Sally Cooper
Clementine Barfield
Sylvia Earle
Arnold Rampersand
Carsten
Popsicle stick creations
Karen, Sally, and Laura watching Community Access 23 and annoying everyone in the lounge
Kyle Grove's radio show
Lorenzo's pipe cleaner flowers
Walks to Meijer and Wal-Mart (through the jungle and over the fence, until we found a path)
New friends, Crystal and Brian!
The shack beside Dominos where we will live!
Dreaming of the tripel at the end of the hall
Our "living room"
Carrying the word processor back from Wal-Mart
The Smart House (braless at the Smart House!)
The ventriloquist (checks Kyle out, calls Laura a "bitch")
Dustbunny playing with the monkey Carsten gave Sally
Lorenzo finding the toolkit
Free stuff from the internet
Algadon
"Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice (SNL verision)
Steel videos ("pump it up!")
Working out at the HPER center
Finding money (change)
Breaking into our own room
Swimming
The phone ringing next door, and uh ... breaking in (Fear!)
Stuffing mailboxes
When Sally out chestnuts in a sock to throw it back through the window
Feeding the squirels apples
When Laura gave Carsten the "Backrub Book" for Sally and told him there would be a test
Laura going to the Veruca Salt concert on the wrong night with Kyle Grove (and surviving!)
Laura's stalkers (ehhh! psychos!)
The night we watched "Labirynth"
The 1-800 number on the box
Sally's closet/litter box
Phone-moaning ("Uh, go check your answering machine.")
Non-draining tubs
Non-draining washing machines
Squeaky bed contests!
Toga Party at Wal-Mart
Biking down the hall
Old school dance parties in Sally and Laura's room
Lost and Found concert (Laura and Dana Hendershot's first mention in "Slide Girl" for dancing like Barney)
Sally's KORN impressions
Being a dinosaur, mouse, and a mouse-dinosaur
When Sally answered the phone "Hello, Sally speaking" and Dana Hendershot asked "Is this Laura?" (Stalker precautions!)
The "Bob Experience" (Welcome to Witt!)
Sally has a sex-change and goes by "Wally"
The phone calls to Laura and Sally's room (we're popular!)
The time we called upstairs and the line was busy because the kitty was on the phone!
"Hewwo, dees ees Abdul" (played by Jason and Schmover)
"Scream!" in the Hollow
The dumb country-croonin' down the hall
The "beer room" where a guy with good hair lived
When Laura went to the bar and did Kareoke
Smoothies
Ping Pong welts ("Go Jason!")
Chocolate-chips girl
"Oh, Sweet Pea ... "
"Walkin' cool"
"Coom talk to me eater!"
Karen's hellish paper / Nervous breakdown
"Listen, pal." -- Karen "Say it again, say it again!" -- Lorenzo
Laura's childhood stories of selling kool-aid and cookies door-to-door, writing lyrics in third grade for her band (and they thought people would buy them and go to their "concerts") and the poop-on-command girl
When Sally told Kyle Grove she pulled an ice-cream cone out of her butt when he brightly asked if we had gone to dinner
When Sally asked Kyle Grove if he took his mom to the prom (and got lucky!)
When Laura threw Lorenzo's keys out the window and on to the roof
Playing soccer on fall break
Habitat for Humanity -- Sally worked at the concession stand and got hotdog buns for the kitty
Sally stays up until 4:30 in Jessica and Beth's room with Jessica, Beth, and a different Laura
Not tired after staying up that late (actually until 5:45), but getting everything typed out
Seeing Maurice drunk (He "knows his limit!")
Arguing over "and much more" vs. "and how much more"
Geography surprise! (No exam for Sally!)
Taking "secret" and side-stairwells to avoid room 1-2-3
Getting internet and e-mail in the computer lab in Woodlawn
"I-know-something-you-don't-know" look and saying to the old room: "Well, I guess that's it"
When Laura sat in between two chairs at church
Stealing the gingerbread man stickers from the Student Center
When Emily was "taken out" by Lorenzo in Ultimate Frisbee
Kyle always working on his webpage (Yea! We're off his "People to Kill" list)
Chauteau de Rainbow!
NO UTENSILS!
Laura as white trash for Halloween
Sally as a DustBoney and Karen as a Dust Bunny for Halloween
If Karen were a little Mexican man (SENOR ITA!)
Karen paying $90 for our pictures
The mathbook photos / "I was just cutting up my mathbook."
The time Sally acted Chinese
Beating up Lorenzo in the stairwell
Excer-slide
Leg shaving escapades!
When Sally was barking at her calculus and Laura leaned over and hit her
Talking with accents (lisps, british, southern, hicks, germans, retarted)
Sirens and screams (Welcome to Witt!)
"Let's have babies!" - Sally "OKAY!" - Laura
CDR notes never answered
Sally hitting herself with a book and almost flying off the bed
Jell-o with a knife! (Training for ping pong)
"NO SQUIRELS!" / Squirel penises
Kyle's 7-minute lull
"Well you can kissmyassachusettes!" - Jason Hill
Pink Floyd and the Wizard of Oz (Kyle's idea, naturally)
Finding out about Laura's ex-boyfriend who was hit by a Mac truck (heehee!)
Letters falling off the wall
Maps that won't stay on the ceiling and rip off pieces of ceiling paint
All the birds and their crap!
Getting free stuff and catalogs in the mail
Jogging class for Laura
One-act plays
"Yo Quiero Taco Bell"
The impromptu "but I don't wanna be a Jehovah's Wittness" skit
When Sally tried to stop outside Lorenzo's door, but just kept going
Rebecca's war stories
"Holy Mother of Carl!"
Howard, giver of the free sponge!
The library closes at 9:00?!
$23.23
Fortune cookies ("in bed")
Childhood stories
Satanic Sally (Pyro) a.k.a Satan Spice
Breaking into people's rooms upstairs ("It was a tour!")
The Ultimate Dictionary
Laura will live in Nevada in the Pancake region and Sally will be a pioneer in Wyoming!
The dirt on Chelsea Clinton
Trying to sell pictures ("$5 please!")
"Surfing" in the lounge
Karen's rape whistle
Laura and Karen's late-night water fight
The Indians lost the World Series (sorry Karen!)
The little Brazilian man Karen made
The look on Kyle Grove's face when Sally asked him if he wanted to see her little underwear
Singing on stage at the Commons (crazy internationals!)
Big snowflake night!
42 mini-marshmellows in Sally's mouth (gooey, sticky clumps)
Laura and Sally find out they're (in most likelyhood are) related!
Relatives of Dibetics who are Sons and Daughters of Librarians
Karen and Laura want a DumbAss house
Geek Life - Epsilam Omegam LambDamn Pow!
Fights with Matt Rinck
The baby Kyle and Sally could have and charge people to see; a "freak baby"
Singing "Rats in the Basement"
All the songs with squirel references in them
Casino Night
Playfair
Math placement exam (Sally - 25, Laura - 11)
Clifton Gorge
The "treasure hunt" Sally went on, searching for all the things in the photo, and found all but one! (She has now seen it!)
Laura and Sally tape-recording the crows (PROOF!)
When Sally told Dr. Welker his zipper was down
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