Chick: I've never told anyone this before, but I'm afraid of flying. So it
would be very embarrasing to die now.
Rockhound: You think that's bad? I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent
on a stripper named Molly Mounds.
Chick: Boy, that's bad.
Chick: Man, what the hell are you doing with a gun on a spaceship?
Chick: Right before A.J.'s dad died he told you to take care of his
son. I don't think shooting him is taking care of him.
Harry: I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna shoot him in the leg. He can still
work with one leg! Remember that one guy who worked all those years with one arm?
Chick : Yep, but he wasn't very good.
F.B.I. Agent: Sir, we have a national security matter.
Rockhound: Good for you.
Ronald Quincy: I know the presidents' chief advisor, we were at MIT together. And, at this
point in time, you really don't want to take advice from a man who got a C minus in
astrophysics. The presidents' advisors are wrong. I am right.
Rockhound: Why do I do this? Three reasons: the pay is good, the scenery changes, and
they let me use explosives.
A.J.: Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
Lev Andropov: No, I never saw Star Wars.
Grace: A.J. is my choice!
Harry : Choice? He's the only one here in your age bracket. That's not a
choice, it's a lack of option.
Grace: I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you.
President: We didn't see this thing coming?
Dan Truman: Well, our object collision budget allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and
begging your pardon, but that's a big-ass sky.
Rockhound: This is so much fun, it's freaky!
Rockhound: Well it's about time, I haven't thrown up in about an hour.
Harry: How long have you worked for me, A.J.?
A.J.: Five wonderful years.
Harry: And in those five years you have never apologized to me this quickly, now what
going on here?
General Kimsey: The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't
trust with a potato gun.
Oscar: I'm, like, 98% excited, and maybe 2% scared. Or maybe it's backwards. Maybe I'm
98% scared, and, like, 2% excited. But that's what makes it so great---I'm so confused!
Harry: Come on! You're NASA for Christ's sake! You're the ones who come up with this
shit! Why I bet you have a bunch of guys sitting around somewhere right now just thinking
shit up, and somebody backing them up. What's your contingency plan?
Truman: Our contingency plan?
Harry: Yeah, your back up plan. You've gotta have a back up plan
.
Truman: No, we don't have a back up plan.
Harry: Houston, you have a problem.
Rockhound: I hate it when I know everything!
Rockhound: Hey Harry, you know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one
nuclear weapon and a thing that has two hundred thousand moving parts built by the
lowest bidder. Makes you feel good doesn't it?
Rockhound: Look, we've got front row tickets to the end of the earth!
AJ: You know what I was thinking?
Grace: What?
AJ: I really don't think that the animal cracker qualifies as a cracker.
Grace: Why?
AJ: Well cause it's sweet, which to me suggests cookie, I mean well putting cheese on
something is sort of a defining characteristic of what makes a cracker a cracker. I don't
know why I thought of that, i just-
Grace: Baby, you have such sweet pillow talk.
AJ: Oh man. Well, we all gotta die, right? I'm the guy who gets to do it saving the world.
Lev Andropov: American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan!
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George: For me the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women.
Kathleen: It's not someone else, it's the DREAM of someone else.
Joe Fox: I like Patricia. I love Patricia. Patricia makes COFFEE nervous.
Joe Fox: You're crazy about him--
Kathleen Kelly: Yes. I am.
Joe Fox: Then why don't you run off with him? What are you waiting for?
Kathleen Kelly: I don't actually know him.
Joe Fox: Really?
Kathleen Kelly: We only know each other--oh, God, you're not going to believe this--
Joe Fox: Let me guess. From the Internet.
Kathleen Kelly: Yes.
Joe Fox: You have mail.
Kathleen Kelly: Yes.
Joe Fox: Very powerful words.
Kathleen Kelly: Yes.
Joe Fox: The whole purpose of places like Starbuck's is for people with no
decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee.
Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the
hell they're doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee
but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall! Decaf! Cappuccino!
Next customer in line: I want a tall, decaf cappuccino.
Kathleen Kelly": I wanted it to be you....I wanted it to be you soo bad
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MY OTHER FAVORITE QUOTES
All our young lives we search for someone to love.
Someone who makes us complete.
We choose partners and change partners.
We dance to a song of heartbreak
And hope all of the while,
That somewhere, somehow,
There is someone perfect
who might be searching for us.
From the TV program, The Wonder Years
At last I know what love is really like.
Virgil
Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
Benjamin Disraeli
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do.
Dale Carnegie
Trust in the Lord with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all
your ways acknowledge Him, And he shall direct your paths.
Proverbs 3:5-6
Love is not blind -- it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julins Gordon
Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.
Alexander Smith
Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow,
for tomorrow will be anxious for itself.
Let the day's own trouble be sufficient for the day.
Matthew 6:34
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Janet: People need people, Steve. It has nothing to do with sex.
OK, maybe 40 percent. 60 percent. Forget it.
Margaret: Please don't say anything important till I come back.
Jerry: Do you know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU? It is an
up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about!
Teacher: You know what scares the hell out of me? You know what keeps me up
at night? The fact that 30 years from now, these kids will be running things. These kids will
be taking care of me.
Robbie: Remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!
Iona: Does he have... strong lips?
[While listening to Barry Manilow's song "Mandy"]