i can roll my r's like edith piaf.

i get very obsessive about things and then completely lose interest. cases in point: tori amos, serial killers, web sites. when i obsess i'll spend almost every awake moment thinking about the subject and researching it, only to one day wake up and just.. be done with it.

i'm fat, and almost always have been. i'm okay with it, and have never been on a diet. i'm liable to kill the next person to tell me i'd be so pretty if i did, so don't. and yes, i mean fat fat, not "look i can pinch loose skin on my stomach, i need to lose three pounds!!" 'fat'. however, i pretend i'm not. i will at any given moment photoshop scanned pictures of me, so any picture you see of me has probably had something 'fixed', a blemish here, a way scary double chin there. i can't help it. i'm in denial?

i like scars. a lot. i like to touch people's skin, especially their backs, yet i can't stand people touching my back because it is hyper-sensitive. if somebody sneaks up and taps my shoulder i'm likely to scream and accidently punch them. this means i am unable to receive backrubs and scratches. yeah. that kind of sucks..

i'm a vegetarian because i believe it's wrong to mass produce and eat beings. i don't get upset when people eat meat in front of me, and i don't try to convince other people to stop eating meat.. much. i was 16 when i stopped eating meat.

i get mad when people think i'm younger than i am. i get mad when people think i'm older than i am. i get really mad when i'm not carded when i buy alcohol. i have major issues with aging, yet i don't mind aging physically. this runs in my family - everyone gets hostile around their birthday.

i love my friends but i don't always want to be around them. i'm really bad at staying in touch, even if it's just through e-mail. it's mainly because i'm lazy. sorry.

i am bisexual. oh ghod, and i said i'm a feminist too - you better run!

i loathe shoe shopping. i have duck feet. they're not very long but they're very wide. i usually only have one pair of shoes at a time because it is so hard to find a pair that fits that i can stand wearing. i wish i had a pair of high laced doc martens. i like boots.

i am not religious. at all. i was born a non-practising lutheran. sometimes i wish i could be religious, because it seems like a rewarding thing, but i simply cannot grasp the concept of the whole god thing. i like the stories of jesus, though. he seemed nice. unfortunately, some of his current followers seem less nice.

i dislike walking barefoot because i step on things like wasps and broken glass. i also dislike sitting in chairs, especially plastic chairs. why? because i once broke one, and am now paranoid that whatever i sit down in will break too, and i'll seem like a great, clumpsy elephant.

i am against the death penalty, and for the right to have an abortion. i am anti animal testing, but i also recognise the need for it when it comes to medical research. i am pro gay rights and believe gay people should be allowed to adopt children. i am a pacifist. i'm not a wimp.