"Just For You!"

                No moving parts, no batteries

                No monthly payments and fees;

               Inflation proof, non-taxable,

              In fact, it's quite relaxing!

               It can't be stolen, won't pollute,

               One size fits all, do not dilute.

            It uses little energy,

              But yields results enormously,

                Relieves your tension and your stress,

             Invigorates your happiness!

                Combats depression, makes you beam,

             And elevates your self-esteem!

            Your circulation it corrects

             Without unpleasant side effects!

             It is, I think, the perfect drug,

               May I prescribe, my friend...

            THE HUG!

            (And of course, it's returnable!!)

             My friend, 

             I hope your day is good 

             and it is a well-known fact 

              that we each need at least 7... 

            Yes, that is seven 

            hugs a day for good health!!

              Have you gotten all of yours today?