From: larsonce@geocities.com (Chad Larson)
Subject: SRU: A Moving Experience
Date: Tue, 11 Feb 1997 04:21:03 GMT
Part 1
Spell R Us?, Jimmy thinks, looking up at a rather garish neon
sign. Well, I've been everywhere else and I still haven't found the
thing I'm looking for, I may as well try this one. I'm just gratefull
it is still open.
"Hello?", Jimmy says as he opens the door and steps inside.
"Hello James. Welcome to my humble establishment.", an old
man behind the counter says.
"How do you know my name?", Jimmy asks.
"Are you looking for anything in particular?", The old man
asks, ignoring, as he always does, Jimmy's question, thinking, I've
got to quit doing that, they always annoy me with that bothersome
question.
"Ah, yes. I'm looking for some leather negligÊe. I've looked
everywhere else I can think of and yours is the last store I have to
check.", Jimmy relies.
"I think I have exactly what you want. But will Barbara wear
it?", The old man asks.
"Huh? Oh well, if she really loves me, she will. Now where
is it?", Jimmy replies, a little startled that the old man knows his
wife's name.
"Well, I keep them in back. They tend to turn off my usual
customers. What size do you need?"
"Well, Barbara is a size 8."
"Thank you, my dear boy. I'll just be a minute.", The old man
says, walking into the back.
Wow! what a lot of cool stuff, Jimmy thinks, looking around
the store.
"Ah, here we go.", the wizard says coming back to the counter.
Jimmy puts the statue down and returns to the counter to
examine what the old man has brought out.
"Is this to your liking?", The old man inquires, holding it
out for Jimmy to examine.
"Oh yes, this is exactly what I wanted. How much?", Jimmy
asks.
"Fifty dollars.", the old man replies.
A little steep, Jimmy thinks, but it will be worth it.
He plunks a fifty dollar bill on the counter as the wizard
puts the negligÊe in a bag.
"Thanks.", Jimmy says, taking the bag a heading for the door.
"Not a problem, my dear boy. Just be careful.", the wizard
calls after Jimmy, who is already out of earshot.
Part 2
"Honey, I'm home!", Jimmy shouts.
"Jimmy, you're back. I had a little trouble today. The repo
man called and said that if we didn't start sending in payments for
the car, he was going to take it away. Oh Jimmy, what are we going to
do?", Barbara asks, a note of despair in her voice.
"Don't worry about it. Sorry I'm late, but I picked something
up at the mall today on my way home from work.", Jimmy relies, pulling
the negligÊe out of the bag.
"You bought.....that? You know we have money problems,"
Barbara says, incredulously.
"Well, yeah. I thought our love life could use a little
boost, and this could be just the thing.", Jimmy replies, a little
disappointment appearing in his voice.
"But you know how I feel. I'm a vegan and you know we don't
like to see animals exploited. leather comes from cows and i simply
won't wear it."
"Please, just this one night. For me? It would really mean a
lot to me"
"No! Absoultly not."
"Please. I'll only ask you to do it this once. I promise.",
Jimmy pleads
"But", she starts, then seeing the look in his eyes, she
finishs"okay. Just this once. But remeber, you owe me BIG time for
this. I'm sacraficing a lot to do this for you.", Barbra replies,
sighing.
"Great. Here, go put it on now and when you're done, we'll go
upstairs", Jimmy says, wiggling his eyebrows.
When she got back, Jimmy made good on his promise. They went
upstairs, and had some of the best sex of their marriage. So good in
fact that they didn't notice a black circle appearing on Barbara's
back.
"Oh, my god, that was some of the best sex, I've ever had.
How about you honey?" Jimmy calls from the bed into the bathroom where
Barbara went to take off the negligÊe.
Suddenly he hears Barbara scream. He gets up and runs to the
bathroom.
"What's wrong?", He asks, bursting into the bath room.
"Look at moo!", Barbara cries.
Jimmy, a little startled that Barbara just mooed, looks at
her.
The first thing he notices is that there is a brown tail with
a tuft of brown hair at the end coming out of her back, just above her
butt. His eyes travel down her legs, which have turned black in spots
and coming to rest on her feet that now look like...hoofs. His eyes
shoot up to her chest and face, which still looked fairly normal. But
her hands have changed, looking much like her feet, only he notices
she still has individual digits but instead of fingernails, she has
little black hoofs.
"What the hell?", Joe shouts, walking over to Barbara, "Are
you okay? Can you stand like that?"
Suddenly some udders start forming on her stomach, and her
breasts get slightly bigger and turn black. He looks into her face
and is horrified at what he sees taking place.
Her eyes turn brown and dewy. Her nose flares out, turning
brown and wet. Her ears lengthen, and grow black fuzz. Two tiny
horns push out from her skull.
"My god honey! Are you okay?", Jimmy asks, almost screaming
at her.
"Yes of course. There's no need to screamooo. Don't I look
all right?", Barbara asks, her tail swishing back and forth.
"Yeah, you look the same as always. I just thought I heard
you scream.", Jimmy replies, a little startled.
"No, I just came up here for a shower. I had a really good
time during sex. Whatever you did differently, lets do it again."
"I can't remember. Well never mind. I'm glad you had fun.",
Jimmy says, shaking his head and walking back to the bedroom.
epilogue
A security guard is checking the doors at the mall to make
sure they are locked, when he hears laughter that seemed to come from
all over the mall. It is a hollow, haunting laugh. Hearing it die
down, he decides that now is a good time to start thinking about
retirement.
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