--===Bimbo Quickie===--
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*Sun, 25 Jul 1999 14:53:34 EDT*
BIMBOS AND THE POWER OF PRAYER
By Eric (otten3)@fuse.net
Thanks to Steve Z for editing.
The Sinister Eddie Glover and the wicked people who write SRU stories
have changed many sons, brothers, husbands, etc., into empty-headed,
beautiful sex crazed bimbos!
For shame!
Nobody asks later what happens to these poor unfortunates and their
families.
Here is a case study taken from the files of B.O.M.B.
BIMBOS OR MORE BOOBS.
A worried woman approached a priest at St. Louis University.
"Father, I need help. My parish priests say you Jesuits know everything," she
said.
"True, very true," he answered composedly.
"I have problem. My two brothers, formerly super macho guys, have been
transformed into beautiful, brainless bimbos. It's embarrassing the
families tremendously, as all these transformed girls want to do is meet
boys and have fun! We all are at our wits end."
"Have attempts been made to change these poor unfortunates back?"
"Yes, and all have failed!" she wept bitterly. "Damn that SRU Wizard anyway!
If you fail us, all hope will be lost."
The Priest thought for a moment. "I think I have it. I have two students who
take all the courses in religion. They're at Mass every
day -- always praying. Every time I see them, they are reading the
Bible. Never have I seen such devotion! They would be a good influence
on these poor transformed creatures. Let's arrange for them to all meet
at some quiet place. I'm sure my students could help these poor
unfortunates -- who will then come back full of prayers, instead of
thoughts of sex!"
She clasped his hands gratefully. "I can't thank you enough!"
The bimbos and the young male students were brought together, and left
discreetly alone.
The incredibly beautiful sexy, bimbos shimmered and giggled and said
together in a breathless Marilyn Monroe voice, "We're horny girls who want to
have some fun."
The taller of the two devout students turned to his Bible carrying
friend. "Joe, you can put down the Bible -- our prayers have been answered!"
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