Introducing...the KeySphere 5000!

Tired of the aches and pains caused by using a keyboard all day?

Want a keyboard that promises to be truly ergonomic?

What you need is the KeySphere 5000! The KeySphere's unique and truly ergonomic design will eliminate all of the pains and hassles of the average keyboard.

The KeySphere promises to eliminate those dull aches and pains caused by using inferior and outdated input devices, because the KeySphere is the first 100% truly ergonomic input device on the market! Unlike the competitors who make you twist and bend your hands to reach the keyboard, the KeySphere is operated in the natural position of your hands.

Take the KeySphere challenge! Let your hands fall to rest at your side. Now, slowly bring them up to form a right angle at the elbow. Did they turn to face downward the way most keyboards force you to type? That's the KeySphere advantage.

The KeySphere is comfortable as well as portable. And when it comes to looks, the KeySphere has style to spare. When you're not using it, it can sit on it's chic docking bay as a stylish reminder of your ergonomic prudence.

Don't be fooled by phonies and impostors: a gap in the middle of the keys is not a revolutionary ergonomic improvement!

KeySphere 5000 features: A full keyboard wrapped comfortably in a spherical shape. Fully wireless, all that you have to do is pick it up and start typing. Interprets a hard physical collision or rough impact from a height above 2.5 feet as the Ctrl+Alt+Delete keystroke.

Save time, space, and the use of your wrists by switching to the KeySphere 5000 today!

Some pictures that satisfied KeySphere customers have sent in:

Don't you think it's time? Make the move today and start feeling better and being more productive tomorrow.

The fine print: This article meets all flammability requirements of California Bureau of Home Appliances technical bulletins 116 and 117. Care should be exercised near open flame or with burning cigarettes. This device is not a step ladder. Do not stand on this device. To prevent against potential injuries and structural failures, this device should not be used for other than its intended purpose. If this device appears unstable, immediately remove from service to be replaced or repaired. Failure to follow these warnings could result in upset stomach, headache, nausea, dry throat, and in some severe cases, internal bleading, seizures, and hurting, ask your doctor if the KeySphere is right for you.
 

Heh. It'll be awhile before this one hits the shelves. Peace.

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