AOL Defends SPAM

12:41 PM ET 01/14/99
Javalina, TX. (AP- Associated Pork)

Curvy Hamm, an Americans on Lard (AOL) spokesman said Tuesday, "the legislation against SPAM that has been proposed by all the Internuts is an insult to all real Americans." He went on to say, "People have purchased over 5 billion cans of SPAM in the last sixty years. Americans obviously love SPAM and it is only a few fruit cases that object to receiveing free SPAM by mail. Why don't the few people who don't like SPAM, just pick an address at random and forward the SPAM to someone else?"

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