A hooker went to a CPA to have her taxes done. She had put on the form for her occupation : Whore. The CPA told her that, although it was admirable that she was claiming her income, the term "whore" was a little strong. He told her to come back again when she thought of a better term.

The hooker returned, and this time she had put "Prostitute". The CPA again told her that the term was not approprite and could cause her trouble, and to come back.

The next time the hooker showed up at his office, the CPA looked over her forms, and saw that she had put for occupation : "Chicken Farmer". He asked her how she had gotten from prostitute to "chicken farming". The hooker looked at him and said that it was the most accurate thing she could think of, and that is partly true, considering that she had raised about 1,000 cocks during the tax year.