Our Brewer

Who art in Newlands

Hallowed be thy beer

Thy castle come

Thy Lion will be drunken - at home

As it is in shebeens

Give us this day our daily dop

And forgive us for drinking

Coke and Fanta

As we forgive those who drink

Tea and Coffee

Lead us not into soberness

But deliver us to the nearest

Bottlestore

For we are the Drinkers

The Drunkards and the Alcoholics

Forever and ever

Amstel