• In the beginning was the plan.
  • And then came the assumptions.
  • And the assumptions were without form.
  • And the plan was without substance.
  • And darkness was upon the face of the workers.
  • And they spoke among themselves, saying, "this is a crock of crap, and it stinks."
  • And the workers went unto their supervisors and said, "It is a pail of Dung, and we can’t live with the smell."
  • And the supervisors went unto their managers, saying, "it is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
  • And the managers went unto their directors, saying, "it is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
  • And the directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "it contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
  • And the directors went to the vice presidents, saying unto them, "it promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
  • And the vice presidents went to the president, saying unto him, "this new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects."
  • And the president looked upon the plan and saw that it was good. And the plan became policy.
  • And this is how shit happens.
  • Have a nice day