- In the beginning was the plan.
- And then came the assumptions.
- And the assumptions were without form.
- And the plan was without substance.
- And darkness was upon the face of the workers.
- And they spoke among themselves, saying, "this is a crock of crap, and it stinks."
- And the workers went unto their supervisors and said, "It is a pail of Dung, and we can’t live with the smell."
- And the supervisors went unto their managers, saying, "it is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
- And the managers went unto their directors, saying, "it is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
- And the directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "it contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
- And the directors went to the vice presidents, saying unto them, "it promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
- And the vice presidents went to the president, saying unto him, "this new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects."
- And the president looked upon the plan and saw that it was good. And the plan became policy.
- And this is how shit happens.
- Have a nice day