It´s the "International Fart Glossars" (Feel free to add new definitions)

"Old Faithful" - Mostly a smelly one. Stays with his creator for a long

time. It occurs when you enter a restaurant/meeting/church/party/etc. You

deflate outside, enter the location and right in the moment when you greet

the most important person/most beautiful woman in the group, it´s right

there to do its job.

"Between the Sheets" - Mostly harmless if you are alone, great fun if you

can share it with someone. Develops its full potential under the cover and

is released by a "random" move. Watch that it exits towards other person.

Under all circumstances hold back enjoyment until released.

"The Getaway" - It just simply slips out. You don´t feel it coming, you

don´t have to, all of a sudden it´s there. No smell, no extreme noise, just

a little, mean "pfffrrrt". Occurs when you bend down, kneel down, carry

heavy, sneeze (double audio pleasure), blow your nose (mean sucker, because

YOU don´t here or feel it yourself). If it happens to you, just act

normally as if nothing has happened.

"Pathfinder" - Sits in the tubes just waiting for some room to move (Or in

football-terms: He is looking for daylight). Happens when you burp, pee or

deliver some clay at the porcelane throne.

"Double trouble" - Extreme noise and violent smell, but would kill you if

holded back. High pressure, no chance of interrupting. Most of the time

happens in public, e.g. public toilets (more volume) or at somebody elses

bathroom during dinner, so that when you come back the women can´t look at

you and the guys laugh.

"Pretender" - Comes in two flavours "Sound" or "Smell". You feel it coming.

You are in public. You give it a test shot to monitor its behaviour (sound

or smell). It is perfectly ok. You open all valves and he shows his real

face. Big trouble.