ISDN: It Still Does Nothing

APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Elitists

IBM: I Blame Microsoft

DEC: Do Expect Cuts

CA: Constant Acquisitions

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.

SCSI: System Can't See It

DOS: Defunct Operating System

BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

WWW: World Wide Wait

Windows 95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a

16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for

a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't

stand 1 bit of competition.