TOP 16 REJECTED MOTEL 6 SLOGANS:

16. We’re working on that smell thing, too.

15. Because you deserve better than the back seat of some car.

14. As seen on "COPS."

13. If we’d known you were staying all night we’d have changed the sheets.

12. Not just for nooners anymore.

11. We left off the 9, but you know it’s there.

10. You rented the room, now buy the video.

9. Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn’t have enough money for a hooker.

8. We’ll leave the Lysol for ya!

7. Hey, we’re not the Ritz, but just try taking your secretary there on your salary, pal!

6. We don’t make the adultery. We make the adultery better.

5. It’s Hookerific!!!

4. Official lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins.

3. Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962!

2. Cheap and easy - just like your mother.

And the number 1 Rejected Motel 6 slogan ...

We put the "Ho" in Hotel.