The Masturbata
(sung to tune of the Macaraena) by Adam Sandler

Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona.
Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon
Stona.
HeyMasturbata!!

I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nicea,
Once ain't quite enough so I have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you
good advicea.
Hey Masturbata!!

I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana.
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where
its beena
Hey Masturbata!!

I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta,
One hand on the wheel and the other's on my meata.
I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the
seata.
Hey Masturbata!

Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbata,
choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the
tomata.
I've looked at Ms. November now I'n gonna decorate her.
Hey Masturbata!

Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacona,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise
I'm makinga. Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achinga.
Hey Masturbata!