The Mermaid
There’s these three guys and
they’re out having a relaxing day
fishing. Out of the blue, they
catch a mermaid who begs to
be set free in return for granting
each of them a wish.
Now one of the guys just
doesn’t believe it, and says:
"Ok, if you can really grant
wishes, then double my I.Q."
The mermaid says: "Done."
Suddenly, the guy starts reciting
Shakespeare flawlessly and
analyzing it with extreme insight.
The second guy is so amazed he
says to the mermaid: "Triple my
I.Q." The mermaid says:
"Done." The guy starts to spout
out all the mathematical
solutions to problems that have
been stumping all the scientists
of varying fields: physics,
chemistry, etc.
The last guy is so enthralled with
the changes in his friends, that
he says to the mermaid:
"Quintuple my I.Q." The
mermaid looks at him and says:
"You know, I normally don’t try
to change people’s minds when
they make a wish, but I really
wish you’d reconsider."
The guy says: "Nope, I want
you to increase my I.Q. times
five, and if you don’t do it, I
won’t set you free." "Please,"
says the mermaid "You don’t
know what you’re asking...it’ll
change your entire view on the
universe...won’t you ask for
something else...a million
dollars, anything?
But no matter what the mermaid
said, the guy insisted on having
his I.Q. increased by five times
it’s usual power. So the
mermaid sighed and said:
"Done."
And he became a woman.