Random Thoughts:


Why do they call it a building? When it's done shouldn't they call
it a built?
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If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is that good?
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a
train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
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I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
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If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up
with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more
as they get older then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for
their
finals.
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons
and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?
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Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in
case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor.