9 IBM: I Blame Microsoft

8 DEC: Do Expect Cuts

7 CA: Constant Acquisitions

6 CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

5 OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too

4 SCSI: System Can't See It

3 DOS: Defunct Operating System

2 BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

1 WWW: World Wide Wait <~~~ isnt THAT the truth!