10. Gargamel (From the Smurfs) Most likely LSD. Spends his life in

pursuit of little blue guys in sissy white outfits and mentally

abusing his cat. What does he plan to do with the blue dwarfs when

he catches them anyway?

9. Olive Oyl Probably Dexatrim abuse, maybe some amphetamines. Who

is that skinny?! She might even be anorexic, she is always giving

her burger to her friend. One side question, what the hell are

Popeye and Brutus thinking? What is it her personality? NOT!

8. Snagglepuss Can't explain it. Maybe it's the name, or the look,

but he is suspicious.

7. He-Man This is an easy one. I mean c'mon. Roid monkey #1. "BY

THE POWER OF ANABOL!!!!!!" Makes me want to root for Skeletor. Alone

in his castle, hitting the weights. And on top of that he even

injects the shit in his pet tiger. Can we say "Animal Abuse".

6.& 5. Yogi and Boo Boo We all know what is really in those picnic

baskets. They go back to the cave and trip. Another side ? - Are

they gay? I mean, take a look at BooBoo. Not that there's anything

wrong with that.....

4. Droopy The number one downer abuser in toon land. Can't someone

slip him an upper every year or two. The only time I ever saw him

happy is when he sees the picture of the babe. Sort of makes you

wonder.

3.Dopey Dwarf He openly admits it. The other dwarfs deny involvement

but they are under investigation. Allegations are that Doc is writing

some extra scripts for Sneezy and all the guys partaking are afloat.

2.Daffy Duck If he isn't using crack, Marion Barry is clean. He is

so wired he bounces around on his head without pain. Blows his beak

off all the time. Some symptoms might be from "daffiness" but Haldol

wouldn't work for him.

1.Shaggy By far the #1 suspect. His clothes, his hair, his bad

goatee, the boy converses with dogs. But all of this is nothing

until you go to the Munchie Factor. Anybody who averages 9.3 dog

treats consumed per episode does pot no if, ands, or, buts about it.

And look at the way he and his friends painted that van! Pretty rad

design dude.