1. You wake up face down on pavement.

2. You put on your bra backwards and it fits better.

3. You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

4. You see a "60 Minutes" crew in your office.

5. Your birthday cake collapses from the wait of the candles.

6. You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and therearen't any.

7. You turn on the news and they are displaying emergency routes out ofyour city.

8. The woman you have been seeing on the side begins to look like your wife.

9. Your twin sister forgot your birthday.

10. You wake up to discover your water bed broke and then you realize youdon't have a water bed.

11. Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.