*snickers*

10. The worse a dog will do is beg at the Dinner table........

9. Dogs don't ask for your Mastercard or check book..........

8. If your late getting home the dog is happier to see you...

7. If a dog leaves you it never sues for alimony.............

6. A dog doesn't care if you forget certain dates............

5. Dogs WANT you to leave the toilet seat up.................

4. If a dog catches you with another dog it's the other

dog that catches hell..................................

3. If a dog hurts you then you have them put to sleep........

2. You can pet your dog whenever you want and they will

usually respond........................................

And the Number One Reason To Buy A Dog Before Starting A Relationship...

.........You can teach them to obey upon command........