Adjustable Face Lift

A woman of forty, being a vain person, decided she needed a face lift.

With her pocketbook as large as her ego, she went to several pastic surgeons before choosing the best money could buy.

The doctor she chose assured her that he could make her look young for

Many years because of a new technique he was using.

After the operation, the surgeon told her that he had placed a screw

Behind each ear which she could tighten, as needed, to keep her fresh young look.

The woman was pleased for several years until one morning when she

Noticed bags under her eyes. Furious, she stormed into the doctor's office demanding to know why there where bags under her eyes.

The doctor replied, "Lady those aren't bags, they're your tits, and if

You don't stop turning those screws you'll soon have a beard!"